What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
When was the internet invented
January 1, 1983
Whose name do you need to say three times to show up
Betelgeuse
what holiday do people hate the most
st. patrick's day
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What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
what is the most popular website or social media
Facebook having 3 billion downloads
What is the movie where a broke security guard goes to a pizzeria with possessed animatronics
The Five Nights at Freddy's movie
How many calories are in a human
There are 125,822 calories in an adult male
y u pick
stop
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A barber
what was googles original name
backrub
What movie has monsters where looking at them makes you go crazy and commit suicide
bird box
How many children did Albert Einstein have?
Three
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bad
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
what was the first computer mouse made of
wood
What is the most viewed movie of all time
The titanic (1997)
What was the original name for "Snickers"?
The marathon bar
karter was here
amogus
You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?
The match
Why does google rent out goats?
To mow and fertilize their lawn.
It tells the story of a wealthy investment banker who is given a mysterious birthday gift by his brother—participation in a game that integrates in strange ways with his everyday life. As the lines between the banker's real life and the game become more uncertain, hints of a larger conspiracy begin to unfold.
The Game
how many earths can fit inside Jupiter
1,300
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