RIDDLES
IN A BUS, THERE'S A 26 YEAR OLD PREGNANT LADY, A 30 YEAR OLD POLICEMAN, A 52 YEAR OLD RANDOM WOMAN, AND THE DRIVER WHO IS 65 YEARS OLD. WHO IS THE YOUNGEST?
THE BABY OF THE PREGNANT LADY
PRONOUNCED AS ONE LETTER AND WRITTEN WITH THREE, TWO LETTERS THERE ARE AND TWO ONLY IN ME. WHAT AM I?
AN EYE
FORWARD I AM HEAVY, BACKWARD I AM NOT. WHAT AM I?
TON
WHAT CAN YOU HOLD IN YOUR RIGHT HAND BUT NEVER IN YOUR LEFT HAND?
YOUR LEFT HAND
FOUR CARS COME TO A FOUR WAY STOP, EACH COMING FROM A DIFFERENT DIRECTION. THEY CAN'T DECIDE WHO GOT THERE FIRST, SO THEY ALL GO FORWARD AT THE SAME TIME. ALL 4 CARS GO, BUT NONE CRASH INTO EACH OTHER. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?
THEY ALL MADE RIGHT HAND TURNS
HOW DO YOU WRITE COW WITH THIRTEEN LETTERS?
SEE O DOUBLE YOU
POOR PEOPLE HAVE IT. RICH PEOPLE NEED IT. IF YOU EAT IT YOU DIE. WHAT IS IT?
NOTHING
WHAT IS THE LONGEST WORD IN THE DICTIONARY?
SMILES, BECAUSE THERE IS A MILE BETWEEN EACH "S"
"THROW AWAY THE OUTSIDE AND COOK THE INSIDE, THEN EAT THE OUTSIDE AND THROW AWAY THE INSIDE." WHAT IS IT?
CORN ON THE COB
THEY COME OUT A NIGHT WITHOUT BEING CALLED, AND ARE LOST IN THE DAY WITHOUT BEING STOLEN. WHAT ARE THEY?
STARS
WHY IS EUROPE LIKE A FRYING PAN?
BECAUSE IT HAS GREECE AT THE BOTTOM
WHAT IS ALWAYS IN FRONT OF YOU, BUT CAN'T BE SEEN?
THE FUTURE.
WHAT ALWAYS FOLLOWS YOU BUT CAN'T BE TOUCHED?
YOUR SHADOW
YOU'LL FIND ME IN MERCURY, EARTH, MARS, JUPITER, SATURN, AND URANUS, BUT NEVER NEPTUNE OR VENUS. WHAT AM I?
THE LETTER "R"
I CAN BE CRACKED, MADE, TOLD, AND PLAYED. WHAT AM I?
A GOOD JOKE
I AM AN ODD NUMBER. TAKE AWAY A LETTER AND I BECOME EVEN. WHAT NUMBER AM I?
SEVEN
I CANNOT TALK, BUT I ALWAYS REPLY WHEN SPOKEN TO. WHAT AM I?
AN ECHO
WHAT GOES THROUGH CITIES AND FIELDS BUT NEVER MOVES?
A ROAD
WHEN IT IS ALIVE WE SING, WHEN IT IS DEAD WE CLAP OUR HANDS. WHAT IS IT?
A BIRTHDAY CANDLE
WHAT GETS BIGGER THE MORE YOU TAKE AWAY
A HOLE
HOW CAN YOU DROP A RAW EGG FROM A HEIGHT ONTO A CONCRETE FLOOR WITHOUT CRACKING IT?
CONCRETE FLOORS ARE VERY HARD TO CRACK
I HAVE NO LIFE, BUT I CAN DIE. WHAT AM I?
A BATTERY
WHAT KIND OF ROOM HAS NO WALLS, DOOR OR WINDOWS?
A MUSHROOM
I MAKE A LOUD SOUND WHEN I'M CHANGING. WHEN I DO CHANGE, I GET BIGGER BUT WEIGH LESS. WHAT AM I?
POPCORN
IT HAS KEYS, BUT NO LOCKS. IT HAS SPACE, BUT NO ROOM. YOU CAN ENTER, BUT CAN'T GO INSIDE. WHAT IS IT?
A KEYBOARD