Mommies in Fiction
This trained pilot, retired secret government employee and motorcyclist is the deuteragonist in an early 2000s action and mystery film.
Helen Parr
This was the first task
Slay the Nemean Lion
Gerp zoop?
Quinztonst
Type: Igneous (Intrusive)
Hardness: 6–7
Luster: Dull to slightly shiny (granitic luster; non-metallic)
Origin: Forms from slow cooling of magma deep underground (continental crust)
Granite
"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both"
Is from what poem?
The Road Not Taken
This mommy is the "single" mother to two sons and a dragon. She is also friends with a manticore.
Laurel Lightfoot
This was the last task
Capture Cerberus and deliver him to King Eurystheus
"Sometimes I get __ stuck in my teeth"
From 2027's hit Pixar film: Finding Fentanyl
Steinway 1873 88 key grand pianos
Type: Igneous (Extrusive)
Hardness: 6
Luster: Dull to earthy
Origin: Rapid cooling of lava at the Earth's surface (common in oceanic crust and volcanic regions)
Basalt
"The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep"
Is from what poem?
Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening
says: I'll krump with you sweetie pie!
Marge Simpson
for his ninth task Hercules was to steal what from Hippolyta, queen of the Amazons?
Her girdle
Is it pink?
No
Type: Metamorphic
Hardness: 5.5
Luster: Dull to slightly silky
Origin: Formed from the low-grade metamorphism of shale under directed pressure
Slate
"Often you must have seen them Loaded with ice.
a sunny winter morning After a rain."
Is from what poem?
Birches
Says: "WHEREE HAEV YOU BEAAN?!"
Molly Weasley
For his sixth task Hercules was to clean out these legendary stables in a single day.
The Augean Stables
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Type: Metamorphic
Hardness: 3–5
Luster: Waxy to pearly
Origin: Formed from the metamorphism of limestone under heat and pressure
Marble
"But not to call me back or say good-bye;
And further still at an unearthly height,
One luminary clock against the sky"
Is from what poem?
Acquainted with the Night
This mommy is the mother to thousands of children, harbinger of a sacred flower that can hold back the darkness, and is married to a short king.
The White Lady
Hercules was sent by the gods to complete ten, (later 12. I am adding this in case one of you fucknuts tries to correct me. he had two extra added later on for cheating), monumental tasks for King Eurystheus in order to compensate for this great sin.
The slaying of his wife and children
What is 8x7?
56
This metal makes up 0.007% of the Earth's crust.
Copper
"Good fences make good neighbors"
Is from what poem?
Mending Wall