Name That Character
This is an American landmark that is the subject of Jamie's math class performance.
Statue of Liberty
What do mallards wear at a wedding?
Duxedos
After Jamie's trip to Manhattan, he decides to perfect the "three P's." What are they?
practice, prepare, perform
"I wouldn't be surprised if she wears sunglasses when she goes to _____."
sleep
He is a famous comedian who gives Jamie advice in a dream.
Billy Crystal
What do you call cheese that isn't your own?
Nacho Cheese
Jamie serves this many minutes of his one-hour detention
12
"This will be a torture test, but I have to make the Smileys _____."
laugh
She is a nice teacher who allows Jamie to leave detention early.
Mrs. Kanai
What geometrical figure is shaped like a lost parrot?
a polygon
Jamie and Cool Girl have this class together.
Physics
total weenie
He is a Russian customer at Uncle Frankie's diner who says, "You funny."
Mr. Burdzecki
Why did Piglet, Eeyore and Christopher Robin stick their heads down the toilet?
They were looking for Pooh.
This is Billy Crystal's advice to Jamie in his dream.
You don't have to try so hard to be funny because you are funny. Just let you be you.
"Have you ever noticed that school clocks are the slowest clocks in the world? It's like the principal has a secret space-time continuum warper hidden in her office that turns school days into _____ _____."
dog years
For Jamie, she will always be "Cool Girl."
Suzie Orolvsky
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
a bird that talks your ear off
How long is it from the time Jamie decides to enter the contest until the day of the contest?
less than one week
"I give up. Forget the Planet's Funniest Kid Comic Contest. I wasn't even the funniest kid in the _____."
backyard