The dad that stepped up
This super villain was far from despicable when he adopted three orphaned children
Gru
This is the favorite color of gibby, if some place has something in this color, she will probably buy it
Yellow
A girl finds out that happily ever after is achievable by getting a haircut
Tangled
Billy Mays proudly touted this product, which "unlike other products that only mask the smell, [this product] completely eliminates it forever.
OxiClean
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours
Nacho Cheese
This dad stepped up to raise the most famous child born out of wedlock
Joseph of Narzereth
This is Gibby's favorite song, so good she even got it tattooed
Iris- Goo Goo Dolls
Impressionable teenage girl from kansas tries acid for the first time
The Wizard of Oz
This website promises to help people who might not have done well in school get their degree on their own time
Education Connection
What do you call fake spaghetti
An Impasta
One of the subplots to this British Christmas classic follows recent widower Daniel trying to get his stepson some action while grieving his dead wife
Love Actually
This is Gibby's least favorite dinner that her mom loved to make growing up
Pork Chops
A quiet, seemingly harmless teacher manipulates and grooms a 6-year-old witch to help her get promoted and steal a house from a relative
Matilda
These people promise to help you in times of financial distress, and all you have to do is call this number
JG Wentworth, 877-Cash-now
Why don’t scientists trust atoms
They make up everything
Hopefully, this 70s rocker turned conservative lunatic didn't give "cat scratch fever" to the underage girlfriend he became the legal guardian of in order for her to move in with him
Ted Nugent
If Gibby goes to a coffee shop, this is what she is ordering 9/10 times
Iced Matcha Latte
An immigrant adoptee is repatriated to the country of birth, experiences culture shock, and prejudice
Elf
Call the number of this place when you are redoing the floors in your home
800-588-2300 Empire today
Why did the stadium get hot after the game
This Aerosmith singer adopted his teenage lover in order to bring her on tour
Steven Tyler
If Gibby wasn't going to school to be a dentist, she would be teaching this grade
Kindergarten
The incredibles
This gum company promises to help you get a cleaner mouth, so you don't say things like "lint licker"
Orbit Gum
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long
Because then it'd be a foot