One Direction facts I still remember for some reason.
My favorite member.
Who is Niall? Duh, Ireland
My Chipmunk.
Who is Chippy?
For some reason, my favorite rock.
What is rose quartz?
Two eyed medium height flat hair.
Who is Dave?
The place One Direction came in on their season of the X-Factor.
What is third?
Female reporter, adjacent to a super hero.
Who is Lois Lane?
My big Koala.
Who is Eucalyptus?
The source of *slightly* inappropriate jokes from geology professors.
What is Shist?
Two eyes, tall and tufts of hair.
Who is Kevin?
The utensil Liam said he was afraid of.
What is a spoon?
Who is Bruce Banner?
My mouse.
Who is squeakers?
The source of many wholesome dumb jokes from professors.
What is Gneiss?
One eye medium height flat hair.
Who is Stuart?
Where Harry worked before One Direction.
What is a bakery?
Refers to Spider-Man almost exclusively as a menace to society.
Who is J. Jonah Jameson?
Rock that makes up the surface of Jupiter.
What is a trick question? There is no surface of Jupiter!
One eyed medium sized spikey hair.
Who is Carl?
The song that Louis auditioned with.
What is 'Hey there Delilah"?
Tumblr's favorite Winter Avenger.
Who is Bucky Barnes?
My small Koala.
Who is Bamboo?
Rock, with holes! That floats!
What is pumice?
Two eyes, short and spikey hair
Who is Jerry?