Jokes
Why did the seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay it would be a baygull.
What has hands but can't clap or write?
A clock
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean meat
Why did the cookie go to the nurse?
He felt crumby
An elephant in Africa is called Lala. An elephant in Asia is called Lulu. What do you call an elephant an elephant in Antarctica?
Lost
Why did the boy eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go.
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
Imagine you are in a room with no windows and no doors. How would you get out?
Stop imagining
Why did the dog sit next to the fire?
Because he wanted to be a hotdog.
What begins with T ends with T and has T in it?
A teapot
What has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck
What is the difference between broccoli and boogers?
Kids don't eat broccoli.
I have a head and a tail but no body. What am I?
A coin
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta
What breaks as soon as you say it's name?
Silence
Why did the picture go to jail?
It was framed
What has wheels and eats legos?
A vacuum
What are 2 things you could never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner
What do you call someone that never farts in public?
A private tooter.
What is easier to get into rather than out of?
Trouble
What side of a turkey has the most feathers?
The outside
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a tower of Lego bricks?
Of course! A tower of Lego bricks can't jump!
What word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?
Short