This classic Tex-Mex combo, often found at parties and Mexican restaurants, features a melted cheese dip and crispy snacks, and pairs perfectly with a few margaritas
Chips and Queso
He’s a cat—but not just any cat. He’s got a sword, knee-high boots, a mysterious past, and a Spanish accent smoother than a glass of red wine. Equal parts dangerous and adorable, he flirts, fights, and purrs his way through every scene. Whether he’s dueling with death or melting hearts with those big, round eyes, this animated outlaw somehow makes being a tiny orange feline… weirdly hot.
Puss In Boots
Once used to describe what a sword-wielding prince might do to a dragon in a fairytale, this term now means someone absolutely crushed a look, a performance, or life in general.
Slayed
In Top Gun: Maverick, this actor took our breath away—not just with his flight skills, but with his iconic mustache, killer physique, and beach football scene energy. Also known for Whiplash and The Spectacular Now.
Miles Teller
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Parenthesis, Exponents, Multiply, Divide, Add and Subtract
Brie, prosciutto, and a carefully curated cracker selection—this grazing board says “I have taste” and “I didn’t feel like cooking” all at once.
Charcuterie Board
He wears a head-to-toe yellow outfit with no explanation, doesn’t even have a real name, and yet somehow exudes calm, supportive energy. This children’s book character has been parenting the world’s most chaotic monkey with saint-level patience for decades—never yelling, always showing up, and letting his little guy explore the world even when it ends in disaster. The color choice is bold, the emotional availability is bolder. Honestly? Lowkey a catch.
The Man In the Yellow Hat
Some may say this when referring to the plural of "Moose." It's not even a word-but it's so wrong, it's right.
Meece
He made heartbreak a musical in La La Land, made jazz hot again, and gave us a reason to rewatch Barbie 12 times. His name? Literally Kenough.
Ryan Gosling
2003
This glutenous carb-queen is often the main course of a girl dinner, especially when paired with butter, cheese, lox or just vibes.
Bread
He’s basically the frat boy of the mystery gang—polo shirt, ascot, perfect hair, and a suspicious amount of upper body strength (he totally benches 220). This cartoon wannabe frat bro takes initiative by always driving the van, setting up elaborate traps, and lowkey organizing the whole gang without ever needing credit. It's giving humble and responsible frat bro.
Freddie From Scooby-Doo
It sounds like the name of a delicate Italian espresso drink, but this viral nonsense phrase actually blends ballet elegance with caffeine-fueled chaos—and lives in the heads of chronically online girlies who speak fluent TikTok.
Ballerina Cappuccina
From belting his heart out in “Spring Awakening” to spitting with Shakespearean flair as King George in “Hamilton,” this doe-eyed star has range, charisma, and a laugh that could cure seasonal depression. Bonus points: he’s besties with Lea Michele and voiced a reindeer-loving himbo in a little movie called “Frozen.”
Johnathan Groff
Known for his jaw-dropping dunk contest performances—especially his 2016 battle with Zach LaVine—this high-flying forward helped lead the Denver Nuggets to their first NBA Championship in 2023.
Aaron Gordon
Creamy, cheesy, and vaguely green, this dip turns any gathering—or solo couch session—into a full-course meal when paired with chips, bread, or just a spoon. With spinach and artichokes, this cheesy crowd-pleaser doubles as a health food if you squint hard enough.
Spinach Artichoke Dip
He’s got the voice of a jazz radio host, the attitude of someone who knows he’s hot, and the glossy candy shell to match. This sultry little chocolate icon always keeps his cool, even when surrounded by total chaos (we’re looking at you, Red and Yellow). He’s effortlessly smooth, gives off major “I play bass in a funk band” energy, and somehow makes being a piece of candy feel… kind of flirty?
The Blue M & M
You liked him—until you saw him chase a ping pong ball, or wave goodbye with just his fingers. Suddenly, you're filled with secondhand embarrassment and zero romantic feelings. It’s not hate, it’s just…
Getting the ick
Known for his powerhouse vocals and puppy-dog eyes, this Broadway heartthrob starred in “Newsies,” cried his way through “The Last Five Years,” and somehow made emotional devastation look hot. Whether he’s belting or breaking your heart, one thing’s certain—this man can sang.
Jeremy Jordan
In 1959, this Swedish car company made history by inventing the three-point seatbelt—then chose not to patent it, prioritizing safety over profit so other manufacturers could use it freely.
Volvo
Crunchy, salty, and questionably a vegetable—this briny snack has no business being as satisfying as it is. Whether eaten straight from the jar, paired with string cheese, or served as the main course at 11 p.m., it’s a cornerstone of the unhinged culinary masterpiece known as Girl Dinner.
Pickles
You might not expect to catch feelings for a mascot, but this feline proves school spirit can be dangerously smooth. He flips, he grinds, he hits the choreo like he trained with Beyoncé’s dancers—and somehow makes head-to-toe fur look like a fashion choice. Whether he’s hip-thrusting at halftime or body-rolling across your FYP, one thing’s clear: this wild cat has more rizz than most men you’ve met in real life. He may be Mormon, but his dance moves make that red flag look beige.
Cosmo The Cougar
According to this totally rational financial system, anything under $5 is basically free, purchases made with cash don’t count, and if you return something and buy something else—you just made money. It's not economics, it's just being smart.
Girl Math
In Mamma Mia!, this former Bond traded martinis for Meryl, proving that not even questionable singing could distract from that jawline. Watching for the plot? Always.
Pierce Bronson
In Barbie (2023), Ken tries to impress Barbie during a beachside campfire scene by dramatically performing this classic Matchbox Twenty song on guitar.
Push