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What has words but never speaks?
A book
What month has 28 days in it?
All of them!
What does a cat say when someone steps on its tail?
Me-owwww
What is the shortest month?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
An unbrella
What has a face and hands but does not talk?
A clock
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
The "C"
I'm not an airplane, but I can fly. I'm not an ocean but I'm full of water. What am I?
A cloud
You are my brother but I am not your brother. Who am I?
If you have three oranges and you take away two, how many will you have?
You will have 2.
Your name!
What kind of music do rabbits like?
Hip Hop
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter "w"
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, but there are only three people in the car.... How?
They are a grandfather, father, and son.
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age!
What instrument can you hear but never see?
Your voice
What is the difference between here and there?
The letter "t"
A man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How?
His horse was named Sunday.
What is always in front of you but can't be seen?
The future
Two in a corner, one in a room. Zero in a house, but one in a rock.
The letter "r"
They come at night without being called and are lost in the day without being stolen.
Stars
You answer me but I never answer you. What am I?
A telephone
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
A fire.