Guess the Relative
Italian by heritage but not by pronunciation, this family member struggles with the word “gnocchi".
Who is Vincenzo?
Speed, corners, and close calls defined childhood laps around the house with this item.
What is Scooter?
Bonus family members included, this is the one who stuck around
Who is Mason?
When it comes to altitude, not authority, this family member’s workplace ranks highest.
Who is Katie?
Though all four limbs are present, only three are fully functional for this family member.
Who is Julie?
This family member is known for an unfortunate side effect after eating too many pretzels
Who is Nicolette?
A pocket knife in Nonno’s hand was the unmistakable signal that this food group was on the way
What is Fruit?
This family member is one of six siblings.
Who is Frank?
White coats and waiting rooms don’t trigger concern for this one family member.
Who is Karen?
Shared symptoms, different origins — this family member’s inability to turn their neck developed naturally
Who is Rico?
If secrets had clearance levels, this family member would outrank the CIA
Who is Maria?
A misplayed card in Scopa or Euchre often earned you a spot in this room.
These two family members earned degrees in education
Who are Maria and Brianna?
In this family, one profession turns a money metaphor into a daily reality — dough is tossed, not counted.
Who is Angelo?
Strong feet genetics run in this family — this is how many members inherited them.
What is 6?
The weakest link in card game preparation belongs to this family member
Helping Nonna always came with a reward — this was given once the job was done.
What is Money?
A relocation to Michigan followed years spent living in this city and state.
What is Flanders, New Jersey?
From first address to most recent, this is the number of places Julie has called home.
What is 8?
Back surgery appears more than once in the family medical history — totaling this many cases.
What is 5?
No one asked — but everyone learned — about this family member’s extreme commitment to bathroom hygiene during a holiday gathering.
Double points if you can name what the practice is.
Who is Anthony?
Knuckle deep using a dude wipe
Grandkid laughter often followed whenever Nonno used this made-up phrase.
What is Ali-baba-mago-masta?
Frank’s weekly commute from Lambertville totaled this many miles (plus or minus 10)
What is 500?
Spinal anatomy matters here: this family member’s surgical history includes fusion at these specific levels.
What are C3-T2?
In our case, genetics are ordinary — but observers often wrongly infer this condition.
What is Achondroplasia/dwarfism?