Dad Jokes
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
What’s a comedian’s least favorite drink?
Booze
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it is what?
Then it's a soap opera.
What did the duck say when she bought lipstick?
Put it on my bill!
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They're both Paris sites.
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs
Enough to break the ice
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A satisfactory
"How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the fresh prints.
Why can teenage girls only count in odds?
Because they can't even