Bad days
"I am sick and tired of being ignored!"
"I hope we are successful. Cross your fingers!"
"My mom caught me out after curfew. She chewed me out."
"I won't tell a soul. Mum's the word."
In your face!
[Gets bad score on math test... then forgets book for English class]
"When it rains, it pours."
"Better not tell her that, too. That'll just add fuel to the fire."
"I will tell you everything I know. But this is off the record."
Chill out.
[Grumpy face]
"Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed today?"
Once in a blue moon mom lets us have ice cream for dinner.
My teacher has zero tolerance for goofing around in class.
"It was going to be a surprise, but he let the cat out of the bag."
Lame.
I stayed up as late as I could working on the paper, but I ran out of steam.
They wanted to take it away, and I said: "over my dead body."
"You didn't want him to know? Oops. I might have spilled the beans!"
Fail.
I found my goldfish floating upside down. Looks like he kicked the bucket.
"I missed my shot the first 2 times. But hey! Third time's the charm."
My grandma told me to get out of her hair.
The police officer saw the whole fight, but he turned a blind eye and just walked away.
You just got owned.