Christmas
Halloween
Jokes
All about: Animals
Math
100

Tis' the season to be...

Jolly!

100

What will i be for Halloween?
A: Mad Hatter
B: Bunny
C: Dorothy (Wizard of Oz)

Mad Hatter!

100

Why did the girl bring a ladder to school?

Because she wanted to go to high school!

100

TRUE OR FLALSE:
A Bloodhounds smell is so accurate that it can be used as evidence in a court of law.

True!

100

354 + 291 = ?

645

200

Christmas is all about..

Having fun with family and friends!

200

What kinds of cats represent bad luck?

The Black Cat.

200

What do ghosts serve for Halloween?

I-Scream!

200

TRUE OR FALSE:
A Greyhound can keep a speed of 35mph for up to 7 miles, which means they can beat a cheetah in a long distance race!

True!!!!!!!!!

200

5 + 5 + 5 + 5 + 5 + 5 + 5 + 5 + 20 = ?

60

300

Something most people want on christmas..
Hint: its animal(s)

Dog/Cat

300

What is a main halloween costume?

The black cat. Lol.

300

Why did the beautiful lady put lip gloss on her head?

She was trying to "Make up" her mind!

300

TRUE OR FALSE:
Dogs have 3 eyelids, upper, lower, and then one called the nicititating membrane.

TRUE!!!!!!!!!!

300

5 x 6

30

400

Does the real "santa" come into malls and take photos with kids?

No its just a chubby man with santas outfit lol

400

what do we always write in our group chat lol (not related to this topic just dont know what to say)

hiftjgrkhjghhtrjytgijsef, lol

400

An engineer and a doctor loved a beautiful girl named Steffi. Enginner needs to go out of town to do some work for a week. He gave Steffi exactly 7 apples and asked her to eat one apple each day.

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away"

400

TRUE OR FALSE:
Cats are not trainable.

False.

400

15 x 20
(Calculator allowed)

300

500

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kbjghighukdfgufr.

500

Spooky scary...

Skeletons and shivers down your spine!

500

Stars are like my grandmothers teeth. Why?

Both of them come out at night! (Dentures)
500

TRUE OR FALSE:
Cats like to be alone.

FALSE BROOO

500

43 x 67
(Calculator allowed)

2881

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