I have many eyes, but cannot see. I can be sweet, and you can cook me in many different ways.
A potato.
100
Twelve things are called a _____.
Dozen
100
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
200
What gets damper the more it dries?
A towel.
200
Lay down on this word, and you will fall asleep. This word looks like what it is.
bed
200
Does she sell sea shells by the sea shore?
Yes, she sells seashells, but sadly has no more.
300
The man who made it doesn't want it. The man who buys it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it.
A coffin.
300
Your are wide awake. Your alarm went off. You lie in bed for a while. Then, you hear a beep. Did you press the snooze button?
Yes, you fell back asleep and were dreaming about trucks.
400
You can be punished if you try do do this. If you actually do it, you can't be punished.
Suicide.
500
At this time, people are asleep. It is that 1 minute that connects the days. The skies are dark, and the stars are out. Everything is quiet at this time.