Very Fishy
What do you call a fish that practices medicine?
A sturgeon
What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?
What do you call a fish wearing a tie?
So-Fish-Ticated
Why do Fish Live in Salt Water?
Because Pepper Makes them Sneeze!
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod
What do you call a fish with no eyes
Fisually impaired
What's a fish's favorite game?
Salmon says
The Bobber Shop
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea
Where do fish go to borrow money?
A loan-shark
What do fish use to help them hear?
A Herring Aid
Why don't salmon watch cable television?
They prefer streams
Why are fish so easy to weigh?
What Vehicle do Shellfish get to the Hospital in?
A Clambulance
What is the head of the underwater mafia called?
The cod father
The Fastest Fish in the Lake
A Motor-Pike
What do you call a religious fish poem?
How did the oyster manage to hide from the fish?
Clamouflauge!
Why did the vegan go along on the fishing trip
Just for the halibut
Who granted the fish's wish?
What do you call a fish with two legs?
What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?
You get salmonella
Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the oceans bottom...
What kind of fish makes this sound "Shhhhhhh?"
The frying fish
Which Musical Instruments can Catch Fish?
Castanets