Quotable Quotes
"We need to empower customers and partners with an automated data-driven tool so they have the freedom to improve their existing deployments and prevent issues with new deployments (similar to how Google Lighthouse enabled optimizing performance of web apps"
Who is Bret Taylor?
This is approximately the number of orgs that IHR 2.0 scores
What is 261,000?
Has an impressive collection of snacks
Who is Neil Jacobson?
IHR
What is Implementation Health Rating?
In German, this translates into “her”
What is ihr?
"There is growing concern that we have many customers with stale, aged implementation. The competition is targeting these customers - our largest customers - we cannot afford to have them end up with Microsoft, ServiceNow or Oracle"
Who is Brian Millham?
This component is currently weighted the most relative to other components
What is Performance?
Outside of Di, the #1 all-time user of IHR dashboard
Who is Tim Perdue?
EPT
What is Experienced Page Time?
This was the code-name of the external IHR product
What is Health Genie?
"We’re talking well beyond the time where Andre and I turn into pumpkins"
Who is Jamie Erickson?
On this day, IHR 2.0 was made Generally Available
When is October 3rd, 2022?
AKA Bear
Who is Tien Hsuing?
SOS
What is Scrum of Scrums?
This is the IHR refresh Service Level Objective
What is the 13th - 18th of the month?
"IHR 2.0 will allow success teams to significantly increase proactive risk identification… This also saves countless hours using specialized tools that can now be viewed in seconds"
Who is Tim Keikow?
The total number of orgs validated during the pilot phase
What is 94?
Mirosha Andrew Kirkland’s parent
Who is Irina Malkova?
TPM
What is Technical Program Manager?
Baseball jargon for a sub-.200 batting average, the supposed minimum threshold for competence at the Major League level
What is the Mendoza line?
"The IHR data has helped drive greater inspection of our customers and reinforces the prioritization of our resources and investments"
Who is Michael Rouleau?
As of today, HR Scrappy contains this many named signals
What is 304?
This person recently “lost” the Antarpata ritual
Who is Ganesh Prasad?
OPI
What is Org Performance Indicator?
This tool was a precursor and an input into IHR 1.0
What is the Large Customer Discovery Tool?