TELEVISION
An American basic cable channel targeting African-American audiences.
BET
RIIIIIIIIIIIICKY!
THE END.
Boys In The Hood
Scenario: You just asked your mom for some McDonalds and instead of just saying NO like a normal parent, she asks you.....
"You got McDonalds money?"
How long did Tevin Campbell want to talk?
A Minute
"THAT'S IT I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE M@!@#F@#@ SNAKES ON THIS M@!@#F@#@ PLANE!"
Samuel L. Jackson
The show boondocks features brothers, Riley and Huey, who have wild adventures while getting accustomed to a new life in the suburbs. They are raised by a character usually called Grandad. What is Grandad's real name?
Robert Freeman
or
Robert Jebediah Freeman
A grandma cooks extremely unhealthy food, and have big Sunday gatherings. To no one surprise, she gets diabetes and dies. The family continues to eat that same food that cost them their grandma.
THE END
Soul Food
Black moms like to say this when you got her f!@# up and talked her too casual.
I'm Not One Of Yo Little Friends
FINISH THE LYRICS:
We got Layzie and
Krayzie
Bizzy's in the house
Wish is in the house
And Flesh
And BLANK
Cleveland's definitely in the house
(Sis really thought she was part of the group)
Shatasha
This celebrity couple is always involved in the upmost toxic events that the woman in relationship happily airs out on her show The Red Table Talk.
Will & Jada Pickett Smith
An African American show business family known for making comedic movies.
The Wayans
A girl with big doodoo braids gets into a toxic relationship with a mailman that's letting her ride across the country in his mail truck for free.
Poetic Justice
When somebody makes a mistake and then lies to you about it, but the lie so bad that you're actually more offended by the terrible lie than the actual misdeed itself?
They must think you a fool named....
BooBoo
How much does Luniz got on it?
5
"Norbit PLEASE I'm With Child!"
Eddie Murphy
A show set at Hillman college following the lives of young adults balancing college life and everyday struggles.
A Different World
7 teenagers growing up in Southern Cali try to make it out the hood by starting a rap group.
THE END
Straight Outta Compton
Scenario: I just called and said I'm at someone's house. More and more people are inviting their friends so I'm asking you to come. What's the first question your asking?
"Who All There?"
FILL IN THE BLANK:
You know it's hard out here for a pimp (you ain't knowin')
When he tryin' to get this money for the rent (you ain't knowin')
For the BLANK and BLANK spent (you ain't knowin')
Cadillacs and Gas Money
This actress/comedian started bonnet-outside-the-house crisis when she could've just minded her business.
Mo'Nique
A mix match quartet of black women face hardships and struggles together while maintaining a strong friendship.
Girlfriends
A guy falls asleep with a lit cigarette and burns to death. His friends smoke his ashes and become smart enough to get into college.
THE END
How High
You just ate some good food and you automatically assume they must've put this body part in it.
Foot
A singer by the name Shanice comes up to you randomly and says she loves your WHAT?
Smile
This rapper likes to say exuberant words with sentences that are very prolix while talking about the metaphysical world not being on his level of knowledge.
T.I