INKY PINKY
Inexpensive Land Vehicle
CHEAP JEEP
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Chicken Jockey
Who was voted "Funniest Grade 8 Guy in the Universe" upon graduating from Bayside
Who is TOM
This staff member forgot to change the printer settings and sent pages flying into the classroom - Jade to the rescue!
CHRISTINE
After this staff member got their vehicle stuck digging up their yard trying to get out of the snow, it resulted in a flat tire and damaged bumper.
A tow truck was called but due to snow said it would be at least 24 hours before they could get there. Not sure how it all turned out but we're hoping it's out of their yard soon.
GALEN
Shining Armour-Wearer
BRIGHT KNIGHT
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Chill guy
This staff member worked at EA Games as QA (Game Tester)
Who is MARC
This staff member ate a delicious giant frozen tomato soup popsicle for lunch because they forgot their actual lunch at home and forgot to let Morgan know that ISH was coming into to present at Broadmead (and swears he did not receive a confirmation email), AND hit control D and deleted all 82 of his report card comments
DANNY
This staff member rushed back in the door after leaving to say that some one had hit their vehicle. Upon inspection, a huge dent was discovered, and they were shocked and bewildered.
As they hit the unlock button on their keys, the lights of the car next to the damaged one flash.
It then became clear they were looking at the wrong car.
AMANDA
Web-Spinner's drink
SPIDER CIDER
Most famous example of Italian Brainrot
BALLERINA CAPPUCINA
What fruit is Natara allergic to?
KIWI
This staff member was so fearful of mishandling the raw chicken for our big BBQ that they forgot to turn off their BBQ at home and left it on all night until the chicken was so overcooked it almost burned down her house.
JEN D
These TWO staff members For retiring from ILC - We know you didn't have any real slips ups this year but not having you around next year is going feel like we did a BIG dipstick! We're going to miss you TWO!
SHELLEY AND COLLEEN
Unreliable Dill
FICKLE PICKLE
What is some infamous Gen A slang? (ie: what is some dumb stuff they say all the time)
SKIBIDI
or
WHAT THE SIGMA
Who won a free-throw basketball competition in grade 9?
HELEN
These TWO staff "forgot" to apply for their jobs next year
KENDAL AND NATALIE
These staff were racking up the coins in the swear jar (after students had gone)
AMANDA AND KELLY
Frozen Bike
ICICLE BICYCLE
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Who are these guys, which people have rioted over?
LABUBU
Name THREE of the FIVE staff who graduated from Stelly's
CAROLINE
NICOLE
TOM
JAZZ
NATARA
This staff member left the glue stick on in the sewing room until 11pm and thought that they had burned down the school and then ambushed and scared the bejeepers out of Marcus when they drove back to the school to check on things
CAROLINE
These staff have been dipping into the top secret snack drawer *a lot.*
In fact one "perfect and blameless" staff member took so much that they felt the need to buy another box.
MORGAN