School Riddles
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Pi
What large instrument do you carry in your ears?
Drums
What is the wealthiest nut?
Cashew
What can you catch but cannot throw?
The Cold
What state did all of the rapes, murders, and robberies take place?
California
When is homework not homework?
When it's done at school
What's the most musical part of a fish?
The Scales
What did the doctor prescribe to the sick lemon?
Lemon-aid
The more there is, the less you see?
Darkness
How long was the Golden State Killer sentenced for in jail?
Life without parole
There were three girls going to school. They were sharing 1 umbrella. How come all the girls did not get wet?
Because it was not raining
What instrument can make any sound and be heard but not touched or seen?
Voice
What kind of vegetable do people look forward to getting every month?
Celery
He has married many women but has never married. Who is he?
A priest
Who was the author of 'I'll Be Gone In The Dark?'
Michelle McNamara
You will always find me in the past. I can be created in the present, But the future can never taint me. What am I?
History
What's the most musical bone?
A Trombone
The rabbit became rich when he found 24 of what?
Carrots
Mr.Brown was killed on Sunday afternoon. The wife said she was reading a book. The butler said He was taking a shower. The chef said he was making breakfast. The maid said she was folding clothes, and the gardener said he was planting tomatoes. Who did it?
The chef. Mr Brown was killed in the afternoon and yet the chef claimed he was making breakfast?
What was the name of the Golden State Killer?
Joseph DeAngelo
I am in your eye. I am a school child. I am a word of five. What am I?
Pupil
What has many keys but cannot open a door?
A piano
I am the meanest of all foods and it takes all the might of your teeth to tear me apart, what am I?
Jerky
Jack and Jill are lying on the floor inside the house, dead. They died from lack of water. There is shattered glass next to them. How did they die?
Jack and Jill are fish and the fish bowl broke
What was the acronym they used for the Golden State Killer?
E.A.R. ( East Area Rapist )