Gift of Gab
Spanglish phrase Steve frequently uses to express excitement or shock.
What is "holy frijoles"?
This mythical winter sprite is nipping at your nose in “The Christmas Song.”
Who is Jack Frost?
Where someone would go in Hiawassee, Georgia to watch a concert, see fireworks, or ride carnival rides.
What is The Georgia Mountain Fairgrounds
This catchy tune is the best-selling Christmas single ever recorded by a female artist, and it is one of the highest-selling singles in music history.
What is “All I Want for Christmas is You”?
Dish that grandma Diane passed down to Paige that includes baby cow as a main ingredient:
What is "Veal Scallopini"?
Steve calls a furniture mover or hand truck this
What is "Dalai Lama"?
In The Twelve Days of Christmas, lords a-leaping appear in this quantity.
What is ten?
Meme's favorite discount chain next to Huddle House that no longer exists
Fred's
These three words are what best describe the Grinch, “and I quote.”
What are stink, stank, and stunk?
What recipe did Paige always bring as a snack to her all-ladies bible study or Bunco group?
What is "veggie pizza/flatbread"?
A song traditionally sung at the Patton home when Paige bakes a ham
What is "In The Ayer" by Flo Rida?
“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas” with every one of these.
What is “Christmas card I write”?
The McConnell crowd just finished Sunday service and is hungry for a buffet, ice cream machine, and super sweet sweet tea. They are pulling up to this classic restaurant up on a hill.
What is "Daniel's"?
Spotify has a playlist featuring 100 different versions of this holiday bop, which was originally written and recorded by 1980s Brit Pop duo Wham!
What is “Last Christmas”?
What does Paige like to mix in her vanilla ice cream?
What is "orange juice"?
The ad-lib we add to the hymn “when the roll is called up yonder”
What is "I'll have/put butter on it"?
In his original 1943 recording of “I’ll Be Home for Christmas”, Bing Crosby crooned, “Christmas Eve will find me…” here.
What is "where the love light gleams"?
You drive 45 minutes to buy furniture, guns, jeans, sweet water taffy, and anything else to go to this mini-mall in the sticks.
What is "Alexanders"
The name of Sabrina Carpenter's newest remix for the Holiday Season.
What is "A Nonsense Christmas"?
A dessert of red jello with mini marshmallows inside was a classic dessert of which family member?
Who is "Grandma Maxine Rehling"?
When Steve says this, he is referencing the color of Barney
What is "the essence of purpala"?
In “A Holly, Jolly Christmas,” singer Burl Ives suggests that you say hello to these two classifications of people.
What are "folks you know and everyone you meet"?
The best store in town for yarn, artificial flowers, ribbon, and miscellaneous arts and crafts that takes you back in time.
What is "Noblets 5 & 10"
Finish the lyrics by the Christmas Song made popular by Justin Bieber:
"I should be _______ in the _______ _____. But I'ma be under the Mistletoe."
What is "playing" in the "winter snow"?
What did Papa enjoy on biscuits or country ham as a breakfast sauce?
What is "red eye gravy"?