Movies
A child discovers that he is famous and is very good at playing a sport, but also has to spend several years beefing with an ugly, bald man.
What is Harry Potter?
A middle-schooler, terrified of an embarrassing secret getting out, spends his weekends desperately bribing and manipulating his rock-drumming older brother.
What is Diary of a Wimpy Kid?
After his parents forget about him, a child has to defend himself against street bums with the help of the local crackhead and his shovel.
What is Home Alone?
Glee, but the basketball jock can sing, and so can the shy girl, whoo hoo. Evil sparkly theater kids say NO. Internal conflict galore.
What is High School Musical?
Girl decides she’s not like other girls because of a tiny spirit who works a minimum wage job, and then she fights with her bi boyfriend after she kills people in a war she lied to enlist in.
What is Mulan?
A bald person really wants to complete his colorful rock collection so he can snap his fingers
What is Avengers: Infinity War?
23 year old ends up in 7 fistfights to get out of his relationship with a 17 year old.
A guy is left behind during a trip. While his parents try to get back to him, he has to defend his home from 2 intruders.
What is Home Alone?
Dude crashes out on some random campers after unresolved child trauma and ruins their weekend
What is Friday the 13th?
The guy is heading to the championship cup when all of a sudden he gets lost in a small town where he breaks something there and is tasked to repair it. He learns friendship and priorities and leaves ready for his next race.
What is Cars?
White woman thinks she's oppressed because it's hard to find large shoes
What is Tall Girl?
Boy accused of theft goes to a girl scout camp that has forced child labor
What is Holes?
Teen is accused of stealing from an uncle he didn't know he had and has to go find it for his dad he didn't know he had or he'll be killed.
What is Percy Jackson (The Lightning Thief)?
Man who really likes lizards goes to a place where the lizards are actually very large. He no longer likes lizards
What is Jurassic Park?
Two sisters play with and are abducted by a big guy, its siblings, and a bus.
What is My Neighbor Totoro?
A supposedly ugly girl gets a job where her boss hates her for like 70% of the movie. the boss ends up liking her after girl gets a fashion sense with the help of an amazing gay man. job takes over girl's life entirely and then she leaves for a better life lol.
What is The Devil Wears Prada?
Disabled white man changes his race and starts a war against other white people
What is Avatar?
Children are chosen from a bunch of other children to kill each other
What is The Hunger Games?
A guy gets left behind by his buds on an entire planet, becomes a space pirate, and disobeys NASA for 2 hours
What is The Martian?
A bored guy leaves his isolated town, discovers a new holiday, and comes back to his town to imitate it and traumatise children
What is The Nightmare Before Christmas?
Billionaire has a "change of heart" after discovering that making weapons is bad, so now he makes suits.
What is Iron Man?
World's tallest ex-marine defends a big tree and unites aliens to fight other aliens.
What is Avatar (Fire and Ash)?
Gotta go fast (or the bus blows up)
What is Speed?
People decide to chase down a spinny death funnel, and a lot of them die
What is Twisters?
A girl is locked up and runs away from her fake mom who is trying to keep her because she has something valuable on her because she wants to see fireworks
What is Tangled?