Birthdaze
How Talia took revenge on Jamie after the 10th birthday fiasco
What is "made her sleep outside"?
Something that has happened to both Shelby and Talia during a hookup.
What is "having a nosebleed on the guys face"?
A specific drunk food in which Alison Beth woke up covered in after a night out
What is a burrito?
Jordan's token catchphrase on and off the ice when someone starts up with her
What is "look at me, look at you, make your choice"?
The place Jordan went in 2013 and cried for three days straight.
What is "Trip"?
A special kind of food-based gathering that took place to celebrate Alison Beth's 21st birthday that her school friends are exceptionally bad at (according to Shelby and Jamie)
What is a "Potluck"?
Who is "Michael Gotter"?
Jordan's preferred drinking game
What is "power hour"?
In a failed attempt to be clever, Jamie once made this her location in her Twitter bio
What is Thronhell?
The place where Talia and Jamie's infamous grade 10 birthday fiasco happened.
What is "Skyzone"?
The place that Shelby was during Tal and Jam's 19th birthday party
What is "her basement bathroom"?
The special someone that got it on with Talia in Shelby's furnace room
Who is "Jared Atlas"?
Where Jamie and Shelby puked after they were drugged on a night out
What is "on their carpeted floors"?
The phrase Talia chanted at a high school beer pong tournament before falling down the stairs.
What is "Beers for Sale"?
Jordan's favourite former retail store
What is "Sears"?
The main ingredient in Shelby's 21st birthday cake at Jamie's house
What are "tater tots"?
Talia's first (Mexican) lover
Who is "Juan"?
What Jordan proceeded to do after taking her second (2nd) shot at a pre in Shelby's newly renovated house
What is "projectile vomit"?
This lad sub-tweeted "faker than Lori's chicken" after a falling out with a former cabinmate.
Who is Shelby?
Where Jordan lost her driver's license (and dignity) after a raunchy night out
What is "Cortland"?
The brand alcohol that Julia's dad mooched off of Jordan and Shelby at Julia's 21st birthday
What is "1800 Tequila"?
The guy who Jamie hooked-up with at first-year staff party.
Who is "Michael Ciobotaru"? (ya I had to look up this name on Facebook)
Where Ali was really sleeping the night that Jodi noticed she wasn't home
What is "Seth's house"?
The Insta DM Jordan sent trumpet player Connor May after his concert
What is "give me the chance to blow something for a change"?
Where Ryan Gerstein hid Talia from his fam
What is "the closet"?