Uncut Gems
I am more "Precious" than the dark blue stone the movie based on the novel by me
Sapphire
I'm not a furry, I'm just a 5 year old living down under with my little sister Bingo, dad named Bandit, and mom named Chili
Bluey
As a 90's baby, Zach though that Pooh Bear really loved this popular 90's Tostito's product instead of Hunny
Nacho Cheese
The zip-up blanket that helps promote safe sleep with the Native American woman who promoted the discovery of the Pacific Northwest with Lewis & Clark
Sleep Sackagewea
The Spins- Mac Miller
I'm not the July birthstone- but I did give birth to lots of kids who I then used for my popular mormon parenting YouTube channel and am in JAIL for abusing those kids.
Ruby (Franke)
I'm not a furry, I'm the reckless protagonist of probably the creepiest ride in Fantasyland that literally affirms the existence of Hell.
Mr. Toad
The "coolest" movie to debut in the year 1993 featured John Candy coaching an olympic team of underdogs (and a lucky egg)
Cool Runnings
The machines that milk the mommy milkers and the early 90's song that get your feet a stompin', and the crowd a jumpin'
Breast Pump Up the Jam
Zach.... do you actually love it when we call you this title off of Zouderke's spotify playlist called "Hip Hop for the Real Ones"
Big Poppa- The Notorious B.I.G
Precious in my dad's eyes, a biological mistake in the eyes of the world. This "gem" is the whale daughter of Mr. Krabbs
Pearl
I'm not a furry, I'm just the newest recruit of the ZPD working alongside my civilian predator friend Nick.
Judy Hopps
Maybe the best year in Disney history, all these movies came out in what year in the 2000s: Holes, Pirates of the Caribbean, Brother Bear, the Even Steven's Movie, the Lizzie Maguire Movie, Cheaper by the Dozen, Eddie's Million Dollar Cookoff, Freaky Friday, Right on Track, Cheetah Girls, Full Court Miracle, Finding Nemo
2003
An expensive brand of baby bouncer that has repented and, died and been raised to new life found Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior
Baby Bjorn Again Christian
Zouderke "woke up with this song in his head" and probably had the most chill day ever
Mona Lisa- Dominic Fike
Yes I have the same rugged beauty of this greenish-blue stone, but the gem definitely is not an undead former Confederate soldier turned moody "high school" student
I'm not a furry, I'm the furry fiend that teens everywhere were obsessed with being scared by in an off brand Chuck-E-Cheese based video game & movie
Freddy (Five nights at Freddy's)
Narrowly beating the current number of seasons of "America's Sweethearts: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders", how many times did the Cowboys win the Superbowl in the 1990's?
3
Super Bowl XXVII (Jan 1993): Defeated the Buffalo Bills (52-17).
Super Bowl XXVIII (Jan 1994): Defeated the Buffalo Bills (30-13).
Super Bowl XXX (Jan 1996): Defeated the Pittsburgh Steelers (27-17).
The thing babies suck on and the sucky island-based flop festival circa 2017
Pacifier(Fyre) Fest
Zouderke likes this "Worship but w/7th chords" remix
Reckless Love- Tori Kelly
Girlie Pop megastar who is pale white, covered in glitter, and essentially lab-made has a new song titled after this lab-made gemstone that is milky white and iridescent.
Opalite
I'm not a furry, I'm just a foxy guy who steals from the rich to give to the poor
Robin Hood
Can you believe that THIS All-American Angel's Left Fielder who played for the Angels in the late 90's then the Dodgers briefly in 2010 was Zach's gardener??? (no- Zach isn't racist, and yes, this was a Black player)
The amount of time your baby has/should be awake and Microsoft's major software release version of the mid-90's
Wake Windows '95
FREE FOR ALL- whoever can write out the most lyrics from the Maybrook BANGER "i dont wanna be alone" claims these 500 points AND the title of biggest fan of the bday boi
I don't wanna be alone
do i matter, mamma said, no i wasn't dropped on my head but i can't, stop thinking bout you, i'm thinking bout you
do you forgive me, i don't know, self improvement long way to go, tell me what i should do, tell me what i should do
i need a way out, somehow, where no one ever sees me, how do i take care of myself when everybody leaves me, and i'm like
i don't wanna be alone