Amendment 1 & 2
Octopi gain the power of speech and grow to massive sizes. They begin to demand their citizenship rights. Congress attempts to deny their claims due to their inhuman number of limbs. This amendment refutes Congress.
What is the 2nd Amendment?
A rock rolls down a hill and causes exactly $19.99 in property damage. The property owner, who’s about as smart as the rock, attempts to sue. The judge recognizes this as absurd and dismisses the case. The man does not have a right to a jury trial in this case because of this amendment.
What is the 7th Amendment?
Canadian super pigs have infiltrated the US government and are forcing poor, innocent farm owners to hide secret pig soldiers in their pig pens. The pigs are violating which amendment?
What is the 3rd Amendment?
A group of space aliens were born in US airspace. They decide to come visit their homeland, but Congress demands to search their ship without providing a reason. They are prevented from doing so by this amendment.
Sentient subterranean creatures born under US land from the fires and slimes of the earth appear in great numbers on the surface, but instead of attacking people they hold protests demanding to given their rights as citizens of the United States. Congress cannot do anything to stop them because of this amendment.
What is the 1st Amendment?
The government shows up on your doorstep and carries you away to work as a slave in IRS enforcement. Which amendment on the Bill of Rights should legally protect you?
What is the 4th Amendment?
This amendment stops the Government from folding the Constitution into a paper crane and using it to cork your booze.
What is the 9th amendment? (the Constitution shall not be construed to deny rights retained by the people)
A particularly egregious violation of the 8th Amendment.
What is this jeopardy game?
The right to “freedom of movement and residence within the borders of each state” is a clause of this amendment.
What is Article 13 of the UN’s Universal Declaration of Human Rights?
Daily Double!
This amendment is the reason for the existence of search warrants.
What is the 4th Amendment?
Double Jeopardy!
This part of the Bill of Rights (Amendments 1-10) protects states from being sued by citizens of another state.
What is the the 11th Amendment?
Daily Double!
This amendment reserves powers not given to the federal government to the states.
What is the 10th Amendment?
Double Jeopardy!
This amendment provides for a speedy trial.
What is the limit of 3x^2-4x as x approaches 2.23?
Fred Manfred has just committed an atrocious traffic violation in Yellowstone's "Zone of Death". The zone's legal district contains a small portion of Idaho, in which no one lives. This is where he committed his felony traffic violation. What amendment prevents his prosecution?
What is the 6th Amendment? (Because Fred is guaranteed a jury of people from the same district and state in which he committed the crime)
This amendment prevents the United States from getting drunk.
What is the 10th Amendment? (because such powers are not enumerated in the Constitution)
This quote relates to which amendment?
"There is nothing more corrupting, nothing more destructive of the noblest and finest feelings of our nature, than the exercise of unlimited power."
- William Henry Harrison
What is the 10th Amendment?
This quote relates to which amendment?
"The trees can't be harmed if the Lorax is armed."
- Gandhi, probably
What is the 2nd Amendment?
This amendment prevents sentiments such as the following from developing in court cases.
"There is nothing left to do but get drunk."
- Franklin Pierce
What is the 6th Amendment?
This quote relates to which clause of which amendment?
"If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month."
- Theodore Roosevelt
What is the 5th Amendment's right to silence?
This quote best relates to which amendment?
"Must swear off from swearing. Bad habit."
- Rutherford B. Hayes
What is the 1st Amendment?
You, a die-hard redneck, have been arrested for bears with javelins. After being found guilty, you are sentenced to banishment to California. This violates the which amendment?
What is the 8th Amendment?
What amendment is typically considered at issue in New York Times vs the United States?
First Amendment
The amount of money required for a jury trial in a civil suit, under the 7th Amendment.
What is $20?
The author of Brutus No. 1 expresses serious concern that the government will overstep its bounds and step on the rights of the people. This amendment is intended to prevent that.
What is the 9th Amendment?
A citizen has the right to have a jury not made up of the family of the murder victim under which amendment?
What is the 6th Amendment?