Impossible Jeopardy

Logic

100

If you dropped ice cream on my toes, what would be the most appropriate thing for me to say?

What is square up homie

200

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood?

What is it wouldn't chuck wood it would chuck bricks at windows?

300

Is Marvel or DC better?

What is if you like DC you could test positive for alien

400

If red is red, and blue is blue, what is green?

What is green is yellow and blue

500

If you are epic, can you not be epic?

What is, Thy epic homie now, thou shalt for eternity be very epic?

What is there

100

Is there more doors or wheels?

What is, if you know you are a god that has all mighty knowledge and power. 

200

How many COD players touch grass?

What is, none?

300

How many times does an average gamer go outside? 

What is, they are 23 and living in their parents house, once in a lifetime?

400

How many people are there on Earth?

What is, 7.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 billion?

500

How many Backyardigans survived WW5 

What is, they are all gone. *Bows head in honor* 

Nukes

100

What is the biggest nuke?

What is, Tsar Bomba?

200

Where is this picture? 

What is, how am I supposed to know!?

300

Isn't a nuke just a ton of firecrackers but to the power of ten?

What is, now that I think about it, yes technically. 

400

Does an M80 have the same blast force as a quarter stick of dynamite?

What is, I think.

500

If a nuke had a baby, would it be a firework? 

What is, No a smaller nuke?

Random stuff

100

Finish the song

Mary had a 

What is, a big lamb?

200

Baa baa ___ sheep have you any ___?

What is, white, toenail clipings?

300

I'm living in a material world, and I am ____

What is, A material boy

400

Say someone asks you, are you male, or female, what would be the correct response?

What is, I'm concerned for your eyesight if you can't tell I'm Gmail

500

DOES PINEAPPLE BELONG ON PIZZA... 

What is, YES! I'M NOT AN ABOMINATION FOR LIKING IT! *cough cough Jane cough cough*

Spelling

100

How to you spell Avalanche? 

What is, Avalanche? 

200

How do you spell ඞ

What is, ඞ?

300

Is it possible to spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is one try? 

What is, If you can you are the all mighty ruler of the multiverse? (no)

400

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╾━╤デ╦︻ snakes

What is, pump ya guts full of lead?

500

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What is, a gang fight?