Math
(1+3)2+9(4+5)=
89
what do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh
When does school start?
September 5th
I throw 2 bean bags 25ft in the air. I throw 2 more balls in the air. They both match the same height in about 5 seconds. Where are they?
On the floor
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
It didn't. Roads weren't invented yet
Jumprope is used for....
exercise/playing games
If 1=3, 2=3, 3=5, 4=4; 5=4, then 6=?
3
Which is heavier, a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers?
Both. They're both one pound
In the morning at the yellow or green doors you....
walk through the door to go inside
i bought eggs. I broke 2. I cooked 2. And i ate 2. How many eggs did i use??
2
What is the center of gravity?
The letter v
How many kids attend the school?
i dont even know myself
Josh went to the mall and wasted so much money on pokemon cards and didn't get a single good card. in the end, Josh has 4 pennies, 2 nickels, 3 quarters, and 3 dimes. What is josh's outcome.
He's broke
You are in a room with 3 monkeys. One has a banana, one has a stick, one has nothing. Which primate in the room is the smartest?
(Primate: five-fingered grasping hands, fingernails, and forward facing eyes. Additionally, almost all primates have relatively large brains, longer life spans relative to other mammals, longer juvenile development, and are social)
you are. because you are a primate too
How many gym teachers are there?
4
Ms.Dilapi
Mr.Rosenthal
Mr.Satriano
Ms.Priestly