jokes
how do you get smart?
by eating smarties
what can you hold in your left hand but not your right hand?
your right elbow
what has a house but never keeps it in place?
snail
A man went to the grocery store. the store was open for 12:00pm to 12:00 am. There was no one there. He goes outside and realized what happened. So... What happened
it was before 12:00 pm and after 12:00 am
what do you call a fly with no wings?
a walk
what's as large as a human but as heavy of a feather
a manakin
one man lives in a one story house. Everything is red! The stairs are red, the carpets red, the tables red. Even the man is red! What color is the stairs?
There are no stairs! It's a red story house!
the class had to think any number less than 100. Brian thought of sixty one. Kaitlyn thought of ninety four. And Abe thought of One. if you add it up what number by DIGIT do you get?
21.
what train can you poke your booger in?
ah.. Ah... AHHH Choo Choo Train!
what always goes up and always come down?
Water
what has 6 legs but 2 arms
spider
whats taller than a mile but always moving?
a cloud
why the skeleton not preform a crazy stunt?
because he didn't have the guts!
whats a solid, liquid, and a gas?
ice.
what has more than 99 IQ but always forget's there name?
monkeys
what dies in a cased skin?
caterpillar
why did the human buy the tree
to teach the tree to TREET! people nicely
what can you see in front of you but its always a mile away from you.
a mile
what climbs tree's and never gets food on the ground?
sloth
your in a room with nothing but a table. A mirrior. How do you escape?
you see what you saw, you saw the table in half. Two halves make a Hole. You place the hole on the wall and escape!