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What gets wet while drying?
A Towel
What gets smaller every time it takes a bath?
Soap
I'm sweet and cold with a stick to hold; a treat on a hot day, worth more than gold. What am I?
A Popsicle
What has a head but no brain?
Lettuce
I have a neck, but no head. I have two arms, but no hands. What am I?
A Shirt
What do the letter "t" and an island have in common?
They're both in the middle of water (Cause an island is in the middle of the water, and the lettet "t", well, look at waTer, its in the middle, I hope this helped)
Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly (Duh, Incorrectly is spelled Incorrectly, what did you think it was?)
How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Concrete floors are very hard to crack (like, the egg can't crack it, the "it" actually refered to the concrete, I bet you thought it was the egg)
What has many rings but no fingers?
A Phone (it has many ringtones, and it rings a lot of times and its really annoying in the morning)
I sometimes run, but I can’t walk. What am I?
A Nose (Have you ever gotten a runny nose?)
It has keys, but no locks. It has space, but no room. You can enter, but can’t go inside. What is it?
Its a Keyboard (Its not a room, its your keyboard, it has a space button, and it has an enter button)
Pronounced as one letter, And written with three, two letters there are, and two only in me. I’m double, I’m single, I’m black blue and gray, I’m read from both ends, and the same either way. What am I?
Eye (Yeah, its an eye, try reading it more carefully next time)
What starts with F and ends with K?
IT'S A FIRETRUCK (Nahhh, If you thought what you thought it was, you dirty minded, clean your brain)
Forward, I am heavy; backward, I am not. What am I?
Ton (If you don't understand, "ton" spelled backwards is "not", so, yeah)
She is 42 years old (Imagine thinking she is 80 years old)
What starts with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
A Teapot (Cause it starts with T, ends with T, and has tea in it, yeahhhhh)
What kind of ship has two mates but no captain?
A Relationship (Relation is the kind of ship, so, yeah, Relationship)
Ask this question all day long, but always get completely different answers, and yet all the answers will be correct. What is the question?
What time is it? (Yeah, if you didn't know, they are completely different answers every minute, so yeah)
What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
A Pillow (It loses the head who was sleeping and then comes back at night)
Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it, you die. What is it?
Nothing (Cause Poor people have nothing, and rich people have everything, and if you eat nothing, you will eventually die)
A man goes out for a walk during a storm with nothing to protect him from the rain. He doesn’t have a hat, a hood or an umbrella. But by the end of his walk, there isn’t a single wet hair on his head. Why doesn’t the man have wet hair?
He's bald (So he has no hair, and he didnt get any hair wet cause he doesn't have any)
He has to choose between three rooms, the first is full of raging fires, the second, assassins with loaded guns, and the third lions who hasn't eaten in years. Which room is the safest?
The Lions (The Lions are probably dead, cause you can only survive a few weeks before dying, and if they were alive, they wouldn't have energies to even stand up anymore)
There are 30 cows in a field, and 28 chickens, how many didn't?
10 (cause there are 30 cows, and "28" is actually "20 ate", so only 20 ate chickens, and 10 didn't, hope this helped)
What is seen in the middle of March and April that can't be seen at the beginning or end of either month?
The Letter "R" (Cause check this out, maRch and apRil, hope this didn't help)
Turn me on my side, and I am everything. Cut me in half, and I am nothing. What am I?
The Number 8 (try to turn it on the side, and it is infinite, and if you cut it, it is 0)