Name That Ex
Love him or hate him, this ex of Mike's had a booming laugh and loved to drink (and drink) — he's sober now!
Who is Doug?
Billy lived on this street where he hosted his Saturn's Return, Halloween, the Gay Salon, a Lapsed Catholic Singalong...you get the picture.
What is Huron Street?
Frivolous, funny, foolish
What is silly?
Oo oo aah aah! Mike and Billy were born in the year of this animal (per the Chinese zodiac).
What is monkey?
She's making meatballs, she's got career advice, and she almost sued Target: this is Mike's mother.
Who is Fran?
More a hookup, Bill had a dalliance with this BC friend. The power of theater! (He may be here, not sure; his vibes are strong but attendance is shaky.)
Who is Pat?
Two psychotic women, one fragile gay: Mike survived living on Elizabeth Street (and hosted many an Oscars) in this nabe.
What is Nolita?
It's 2010, I just uploaded my photos from the weekend to Facebook, and so you better do this to them.
What is like?
Remember The Powerpuff Girls and Ed, Edd n Eddy? This cable television channel launches and is the first dedicated to animation.
What is Cartoon Network?
If you're not following @popscarwash on Instagram, she'll come at you with a powerhose (that reaches from New Jersey).
Who is Demi?
Awwwwwww, Bill's first boyfriend! This 2013 Eagle majored in philosophy and taking Bill's virginity.
Who is Conor?
Uptown girl! Mike lived in this neighborhood when first moving to New York.
What is Harlem?
This small, small crustacean — found in all the world's oceans — feast on plankton and are vital to food chains.
What is krill?
Quiet, sheep! This film won Best Picture at the 64th Academy Awards.
What is "The Silence of the Lambs"?
Mike has twin sisters. Name one of them.
Who are Jenn and (Mike I forgot the second, don't kill me)?
Massachusetts boy, Big Four consultant, now a motivational speaker twunk? No, it's not Cam — it's this blondie Bill briefly dated senior year.
Who is Tyler?
It's got a reservoir, the Xfinity Center, but — most importantly — is Mike's hometown.
What is Mansfield?
God, what a run, too much incline! I wouldn't be so sweaty, but the path was very this.
What is hilly?
Dan Quayle was veep under this president.
Who is George H. W. Bush?
She wore mauve, she holds a grudge, and she's Billy's aunt (and godmother!) who read the least homoerotic reading at his wedding.
Who is Kathy?
Living in this California city post-grad, Bill spent many dates saying, "I'm actually not at Cal, no — I'm working at that theater?"
What is Berkeley?
A social-science course, abbreviated. Or, "You thought no one would come? I invited the whole school! THIS!"
What is psych?
Milestone! She became the first African-American woman to travel into space when she served as a mission specialist aboard the Space Shuttle Endeavour.
Who is Mae Jemison?