house
friendship
school
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sports
100
What goes in the toaster???
bread
100
A farmer has 17 sheep, all but 9 died. How many did he have left???
9 sheep
100
What did one eye say to the other eye?
Between you and me something smells.
100
What the hardest part of skydiving???
The ground.
200
What has to be broke before it is used???
an egg
200
If 2's a company, 3's a crowd, What's 4 and 5???
9
200
What gets whiter the dirter it gets???
a chalkboard
200
What do you call a worm with no teeth???
A gummy worm
200
What is harder to catch the faster you run???
your breath
300
Big as a biscut, deep as a cup, even a river can't fill it up. What is it???
a strainer
300
If you have it, you want to share, If you share it, you don't have it. What is it???
a secret
300
What is a moon worth???
$1, because it has 4 quarters
300
You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I???
a telephone
300
What is the golfers favorite letter?
Tee!!
400
What has holes but holds water??
a sponge
400
You can't keep this until you've given it?
your word
400
What one word has the most letters in it???
the alaphabet
400
If the red house is on the right side and if the blue house is on the left side where's the white house???
in Washington DC
400
How do football players cool off??
stand close to the fans
500
What stays where it is when it goes off???
an alarm clock
500
Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me.
Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me.
500
Do you say " Nine and five is thirteen," or "Nine and five is thirteen"?
Neither. Nine and five are fourteen.
500
What object has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go in???
a computer keyboard
500
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats???
they might be cheetahs
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