Easy
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps
What does a house wear?
ad-dress
What has a bushy tail, a sharp nose, and is often associated with trickery?
A Fox
If 2 is company and 3 is a crowd, what are 4 and 5?
9
I sometimes run, but I can’t walk. What am I?
A nose
How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Concrete floors are very hard to crack.
I Start with M, end with X, and have a never-ending amount of letters. What am I?
A mailbox
The alphabet goes from A to Z but I go Z to A. What am I?
A Zebra
If there are 12 bananas, and you took 4. how many bananas do you have
4
It has keys, but no locks. It has space, but no room. You can enter, but can’t go inside. What is it?
A Keyboard
What five-letter word typed in all capital letters can be read the same upside down?
SWIMS
Why cant a nose be 12 inches long?
Then it would be a foot
What do cows drink?
Water
I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday.
I think he must be plotting something.
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven
What gets smaller every time it takes a bath?
Soap
How do you make a butter fly?
You throw it out the window (make Butter fly)
What peels like an onion but still remains whole?
A Lizard
What do the numbers 11, 69 and 88 all have in common?
They all read the same way when placed upside down.
What has 13 hearts but no other organs?
A deck of cards
What has a head but no brain?
Lettuce
Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly
I hide my treasure in the ground, my tail is big and fluffy. If you spot me in a tree, please don’t call me scruffy. What am I?
A squirrel
I add 5 to 9 and get 2. The answer is correct, so what am I?
A clock. When it is 9 a.m., adding 5 hours would make it 2 p.m.
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 2/4 goat?
Chicago!