Kitchen
You find cockroaches in your kitchen.
Kill them, get some bug spray or traps, tell your landlord, hire an exterminator, etc.
You are having serious chest pains.
Call 911
Your toilet is clogged.
Unclog your toilet using a plunger.
It's raining and the roof is leaking onto the kitchen floor.
Get a bowl/bucket to catch the droplets, clean up any water, notify management immediately.
You find a bird in your house.
Open the doors and windows to set it free.
Dinner in the oven is burning and the smoke alarm is going off.
Turn off the oven, open the doors/windows, make sure there is no fire, turn on a fan, etc.
You got a papercut.
Clean the wound and put on a band aid.
Your toilet begins to overflow.
Turn off the water supply if able. Notify management immediately. Use towels to soak up the water.
A burning candle catches the drapes on fire. The whole wall is burning.
Call 911 and exit immediately.
You come home and notice your front door is open.
Call 911. DO NOT go inside.
You hear something metal in the garbage disposal when it's running.
You burn your arm and it left a red mark.
Apply burn cream.
It's the middle of the night and you realize you have no toilet paper.
Take a shower to clean yourself.
The heat is not working.
Notify management.
You find a mouse inside your house.
Buy mouse traps, call a pest control company, notify management, etc.
You smell gas in the kitchen.
Make sure the stove is turned off, leave your apartment/home immediately, notify management, call 911, etc.
You cut your hand. It's small but it won't stop bleeding.
Apply pressure to the wound. Seek treatment at urgent care or the emergency room.
The bathtub is clogged.
Use a tool to unclog the bathtub or draino.
The light bulb went out in the hallway.
Buy a new light bulb and replace yourself or notify management.
You spill grape juice on the carpet.
Clean the spill immediately by blotting with a towel or paper towels. Use carpet cleaner if you have it.
Your dish towel was too close to the stove and catches on fire.
Get a fire extinguisher or water to put out the fire, call 911 if unable to extinguish the fire, exit immediately, etc.
Your roommate fell, hit their head, and won't wake up.
Call 911
Your water will not warm up or get hot.
Check your water heater settings or notify management.
Your smoke alarm is making a high pitch beeping noise.
Buy a new battery and replace yourself or notify management.
You hear someone knocking on your door late at night saying their car broke down and they need to use your phone.
Make sure the door is locked, do not answer, respond, or make any noise, and call 911.