Wet Math
This number tastes like socks
What is 14?
A carrot that knows karate
What is Sensei Carrot?
This bird owes you $4
What is a debt pigeon?
Yesterday called and wants Thursday back
What is calendar theft?
A chair arrested for tax fraud
What is a criminal recliner?
Divide soup by moonlight
What is liquid algebra?
Broccoli screams at microwaves
What is steamed rage?
A raccoon wearing sandals
What is vacation raccoon?
Clocks now measured in spaghetti
What is pasta time?
Couch caught speeding through a salad
What is reckless upholstery?
The square root of mayonnaise
What is egg math?
Onion wins a rap battle
What is Lil Onion?
A giraffe hiding in a mailbox
What is special delivery?
Tuesday lasted 94 years
What is a long weekend?
Algebra but underwater
What is splash calculus?
Celery starts a podcast
What is crunchy opinions?
Hamster becomes regional manager
What is corporate squeaking?
Noon happened twice by accident
What is double lunch?
Multiply bananas by existential dread
What is panic fruit?
A potato legally changes its name to “Screaming.”
What is identity starch?
Octopus opens a dentist office
What is tentacle orthodontics?
future was canceled due to rain
What is weather destiny?