AT A RESTAURANT
AT SCHOOL/SOCIAL
AT HOME
HUMOROUS
SARCASTIC
100

"I'm really thirsty."

You want a drink.
100

In class someone says "It's really hard to concentrate with all this noise." 

its too noisy, they want everyone to lower their voices/noise level

100

Your parent comes into your room and says "It’s hard to find anything in here, isn’t it?"

trying to say clean your room


100

"Wow, that looks like way too much food for just one person... need any help?"

requesting to share food, wanting someone to offer to share the food

100

"Nah, I totally got this. Carrying 10 bags at once is my new workout routine."

wants help carrying bags

200

"This looks delicious! Just not quite what I remember ordering."

something is wrong with the order, letting the waiter/waitress know there is a mistake with the order

200

"Wow, your party sounds like it’s going to be amazing!"

wants an invite to the party

200

"Oh wow, the sink is so full. It’s almost like the dishes are throwing a party in there."

wants you to wash the dishes

200

"If we wait any longer, the trash might start walking itself out."

take out the trash

200

"Are we trying to set a new world record for being late?

way of saying hurry up

300

"At this rate, the menu might change before you make a decision!"

taking too long to decide what to order


300

At night your parent sees you watching tv and says "Isn't it getting late?" 

they want you to turn off the tv and go to sleep
300

"I love the crunchy feeling under my feet—who needs a clean floor, anyway?"

vacuum the floor

300

"I blinked, and somehow the entire snack stash mysteriously disappeared!"

someone at all the snacks

300

"Finally, a meal fit for a hamster! Just what I wanted."

portions are small

400

"This dish has a really bold flavor! Is it supposed to be this salty?"

the dish tastes too salty
400

Your teacher says "Do you think you could have this assignment ready by tomorrow?"

teacher wants you to hand in the assignment tomorrow

400

"Oh wow, a sock scavenger hunt every day—so fun!"

pick up the socks/stop leaving socks around

400

"Alas! My glass is empty, and so is my soul. Will I ever taste another sip of this divine nectar?"

needs a refill of a drink

400

"I think my stomach is starting to file a missing food report—any update on my order?"

food is taking too long to come out

500

"It must be a really busy night! I imagine the kitchen has a lot going on."

service is slow, food is taking a long time to come out

500

"Oh yeah, totally. This all makes so much sense. Definitely not lost at all."

being sarcastic -- trying to say they are very confused
500

"Oh, no rush at all! I’m sure your homework will still be so much fun at midnight."

do your homework 

500

"Our time in this fine establishment is drawing to a close. Shall we settle our debts and bid farewell?"

asking for the check since the meal has ended
500

"I asked for medium-rare, but I think my steak might have been a firefighter in its past life."

the steak is overcooked (cooked too long), or burnt
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