Music for Free-Floating Misery
Geoffrey Day was frequently beat up on his way home from school carrying this instrument.
What is a violin?
The subject of fierce cafeteria debate, possibly powdered.
What is milk?
Avril stole one of these from Coach Schtitt for... recreational purposes.
What is a whistle?
Right hand on the NASA glass, left hand holding the blunt.
Who is Hal Incandenza?
A movie concerning a high-stakes poker game using tarot cards for the soul of a sandwich bag salesman.
What is "The Prenuptial Agreement of Heaven and Hell"?
Hal plays this opera on repeat after James's death and while balancing on the bad ankle in the mornings.
What is Tosca?
Before last year, Don Gately had never eaten a pear or this vegetable.
What is broccoli?
Randy Lenz's nickname for his unit.
What is "The Frightful Hog"?
Who is Ortho Stice?
A martial arts revenge movie featuring members of the clergy.
What is "Blood Sister: One Tough Nun"?
Bruce Green has repressed traumatic memories associated with this musical tradition.
What is Hawaiian?
Joelle's favorite beverage.
What is Big Red Soda Water?
Bruce Green's former landlord described his dalliances with this barnyard animal.
What are chickens?
Right hand holding his dying wife's, left hand on the soup aux pois.
Who is Remy Marathe?
The James Incandenza film Mario's Interdependence Day Eve movie emulates/parodies.
What is "The ONANtiad"?
Gately and Facklemann are subjected to an edited cassette tape consisting only of Linda McCartney's vocals and this instrument.
What is the tambourine?
Mario's go-to ice cream flavor.
What is chocolate?
Orin requires his subjects to have them.
What are small children?
Right hand in Rodney Tine's, left hand in the revolution.
A movie about a theoretical physicist who can only work while mid-coitus.
What is "Mobius Strips"?
James accuses Avril of having an affair with a bisexual musician specializing in this instrument.
What is the bassoon?
The visiting Syrian satellite pro debates the merits of Mrs. Clark's rendition of this desert.
What is baclava?
Jim Struck's ultimate day-off fantasy.
What is granola?
Right hand eating honey toast, left hand in the whirlpool.
Who is Orin Incandenza?
A movie interrupted frequently by imagery of a vibrating string.
What is "The American Century as Seen by a Brick"?