What has hands but doesn't clap?
A clock.
What is easy to get in to, but hard to get out of?
Trouble.
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel.
What belongs to you but is used by others more?
Your name.
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a year?
The letter "M".
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Silence.
How do you identify pirates?
Because they go "argh"
What is the one place we have to look to find an old snowman?
The ground.
What does it mean if a plant has square roots?
It's a math plant.
How does a doctor treat lemon related injuries?
With lemon-aid.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck
When is a good time to bring a ladder to school?
If you want to see high school.
What word is always spelled wrong in the dictionary?
Wrong.
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle.
What do you call a cat that loves to swim?
A catfish.
How many chickens would it take to kill a lion?
A lot
What building has the most stories in the world?
The biggest library.
What is the only ball that doesn't bounce?
A snowball.
What has ears but can't hear?
A cornfield.
Who is the father of all sodas?
Pop soda.
If I asked you, "What would you bring if you were stranded on an island?" what's the correct answer?
A boat.
Name the one thing in the world that is brown, has no limbs, but has a head and tail?
A penny.
Who can shave at least 4 times a day, but still has a long beard by the end of it?
A barber.
What room can you not enter even once in your entire life?
A mushroom.
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