What If?
Given the choice between every fictional universe imaginable, Jeremy would choose this one where the healthcare is free and the animals have superpowers.
What is Pokemon?
This ginger giant hijacked karaoke and plugged in his instrument only for no one to watch him solo?
Who is Hans?
These two Smash mains of Kaia and Jeremy could not be any more different from each other.
Who are Kirby and King K. Rool?
For someone who spends a surprising amount of time talking about travel, I have only visited this many continents.
What is 2 (North America and Europe)?
Despite eventually finding my way out, I drank the Kool-Aid that is Young Life and went to camp this many times
What is two?
Kaia and Jeremy are very excited for their couple's costume this year.
What is bride and groom?
Following in Barbenheimer's smashing success at bringing people back to the theaters post- COVID, two films, slated to release at the end of the year, have already been dubbed by fans as this combination of the two.
What is Dunesday (Dune: Part 3 and Avengers Doomsday)?
Family planning still in the distant future, Kaia is willing to go through pregnancy this many times at most.
What is one and done?
This delusional Shawn Mendes admirer was Kaia's first friend out of college and someone she still regularly stalks on Instagram.
Who is Lexi Duff?
This artistic medium was featured in the post that convinced Jeremy to shoot his shot.
What is airbrush?
This AI slop enabler is my current employer.
What is Vertiv?
I still feel guilty over the fate of these family pets, whose daily habits made them less than ideal roommates.
What are parakeets?
They will not be doing this at the wedding since Kaia considers this wedding tradition less of a celebration and more of an unnecessary risk to a valuable keepsake.
What is the bouquet toss?
This singer, songwriter, actress and fashion icon's real first name is Stefani.
Who is Lady Gaga?
Kaia may not have a gambling addiction, but she is showing early signs with these particular dopamine hits.
What are blind boxes?
This rancher gave unsolicited dance lessons to Kaia a litttttle too long.
Who is Henry Eichler?
Jeremy & Kaia's dating status was known by exactly these two people before the rest of the world got the memo.
Who are Ava and Kieran?
Not counting some rather reckless driving back in the day, I can comfortably say that this encounter in Hawaii is my only true near-death experience.
What is riptide?
This class was Kaia's first B- she drew a picture on the essay portion of the AP test.
What is AP US History?
BOTH TEAMS WRITE DOWN ANSWER
After rounds of deliberation, several blacklistings, and a couple late additions, our final guest count has shaped up to be this number (nearest guess wins)
What is ~240?
This was the first drag queen ever eliminated on RuPaul's Drag Race herstory.
Who is Victoria Porkchop Parker?
What is a therapist?
This mom was commonly compared to Declan -insultingly- when Kaia was searching for low hanging fruit.
Who is Tanya Wilmes?
Around the same time, Jeremy and Kaia each sought pharmaceutical assistance for problems occurring at opposite ends of the body and mind.
What is hairloss and anxiety/depression?
Years after its last academic contribution, this subscription quietly collected more than $300 from me.
What is Chegg?
It was on this ancient app that Kaia first became "yodaonfire"
What is Game Center?
This long dead celebrity shares a name with the ballroom at the venue?
Who is Van Gogh?
Everyone's heard of Martians, but within the next decade, NASA hopes to explore the hidden ocean beneath this celestial body's icy surface to determine whether life could exist beyond Earth.
What is Europa (one of Saturn's moons)?
June and August have already claimed two spots on the calendar, leaving this month as the leading candidate for Cat #3.
What is Octo(ber)?
If Kaia and I were betting people, we would say 'most likely to be publically confused about no invite the wedding" goes to this individual on social media.
Who is Alpha Ma?
During some the earliest days of their relationship, Kaia knew Jeremy's friends were her kind of people after they introduced her to this underground rap masterpiece.
What is Bouncin N Zoomin by Sam Hyde and Christ Dillinger?
What is Rupp Arena?
This Twitter account stirred the pot afterschool in one of my favorite extracurricular activity circles.
What is show choir confessions?
Native only to Mauritius, our honeymoon destination, this creature is the only extinct species to become a country's national animal.
What is the dodo bird?
Of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World, the Great Pyramid of Giza is the only one left standing. This legendary one in particular may have never even existed, as archaeologists have yet to find definitive evidence of it.
What are the Hanging Gardens of Bablyon?