Survey Says...
The worst possible time to realize quotas are off.
What is after field has closed?
Term for the phenomenon when everyone suddenly agrees with the loudest person in the room.
What is groupthink?
The correct number of fonts to use in one deck.
What is one (maybe two if you're brave)?
It happens to everyone on at least 1 Teams call a week
What is 'your on mute'?
What you should do every Thursday afternoon.
What is update the weekly sales spreadsheet?
The polite way to say your "survey is way too long"
What is survey fatigue?
This person asks the moderator to ask the question that’s next in the discussion guide or has already been covered.
What is a client observer?
You've rewritten this slide more than every other.
What is the executive summary slide / governing thought?
What you say when you share your screen.
What is 'can everybody see my screen ok?'
What you do when you forgot you're leading the MM.
What is quickly scramble to make a bite-sized learning?
The ideal survey length clients ask for, despite cramming 100 questions
What is 10-15 minutes?
Tool that’s meant to inspire creativity but makes half the group anxious.
What is a projective exercise?
This slide is added "just in case" but never presented.
What is the appendix slide?
What you say when you were multi tasking but heard your name.
What is “Sorry, can you repeat the question?”
What we all should be doing more of.
What is consulting tool pyramiding sessions?
The exact time respondents disappear mid-survey
What is right before the open-end question?
This “journey” apparently always starts with awareness.
What is the customer journey?
The deck writing software/tool no one wants to use =
What is 'google slides'?
The moment your carefully curated background betrays you.
What is the cat/kid/partner appearance?
Who you think of when you hear the word "blob tree".
What is Kevin Waters?
A survey option that's always selected but rarely understood.
What is 'Other (please specify)'?
When the participant joins from an unexpected place.
What is 'why are you driving and participating in an interview at the same time?'
You hear quick turnaround and you know it means this.
What is cancel your evening / weekend plans?
The thing that at least one person leaves behind when we work somewhere in person.
What is laptop charger?
One thing that's near impossible to get from IT.
What is a new computer?