fishing for love
Girl, you're thicker than a bowl of this
oatmeal
The bathrooms were closed for this new addiction
Juuling
Day 1's only, a multi-day event at Maia's that can no longer happen with COVID
Sleep-overs/Sleepies
This place is the only place that doesn't think highly of Stanford
Cal Berkeley/UC Berkeley
You went here as a child to cry and now you're making money off of it
Kumon
if someone tells you that you look like you fell from this place it would be a very nice compliment
heaven
Their speed-walking is faster than your running, but the badminton court is where they are loved most
Ms. Brown
At this place, the end of Elyssa's phone and the beginning of Maia's stoner side were big events
Iowa
This place, close to the ocean, is where tan white folks go to work hard and play hard in a nonstop loop.
UCSB
Everyone is addicted to this place, and Beata got sick of it
Teaspoon
this guy is hanging out the passenger side of his best friends ride trying to holler at you
scrub
Black and Red
How many naked people can you remember seeing here?
PRIDE
The school attended by Rory Gilmore
Yale
If you don't order ahead or wake up at dawn you will never get that bread
Backhaus
someone might say you're from this state if you're 10/10
Tennessee
The best Aragon dances weren't complete without a stop here
Palace of Fine Arts
Be prepared for Sam to yell at you to throw the chicken over the river, this can get stressful despite the cheerful music
Overcooked
Andy Bernard can't get past this place
Cornell
Not a social media influencer exactly, but working here is definitely influential to social media
This is written all over you, I thought you were a parking ticket
Fine
Fights were generally started by this younger group of students
Class of 2022
Anna tried to ditch Kei at this event, in which the host was mentally unavailable
Beata's Party
This campus was featured in an episode of 13 reasons why
SSU/Sonoma State
In this job, you are the only one who doesn't have to run laps
Coaching