Definitions
Something we need more of.
What is cowbell?
Stevo's COVID Survival Techniques (name two).
What is: Sit on your hands, don't eat gourmet food, don't bee bop, wipe your surfaces
Item that the Chairman was assaulted with during an IRISK meeting
What is a Little Tikes hammer
People (or characters) who have appeared as guests at IRISK meetings (name at least 3)
What is Brain, smitty, KR, Stevo, Ted, T Rex, others?
Suggestion to entice the NIST staff to come in to see, smell, and taste daily offerings at the cafeteria.
What is the soup cam?
Method for making it look like your marching band is in sync.
What is wear dark pants and dark shoes?
How do you defend yourself against an alien attack?
What is poke it in the eyes?
“Countless millennia ago, humanity invented _____ in order to protect ourselves from the ravages of cool winter weather which can occur outside the tropics.”
What are clothes?
Yiddish version of derrière
What is a tuchus?
Sound that comes from Laslo's snowblower
What is Brummph bu bump?
An employee of an employer who is employed in a business of his employer which affects commerce
What is an employee?
Illegal method for going and getting lunch and beer for your work crew.
What is Steve's Skyjack or a scissor lift?
It's just a freakin' scissor lift!!
What you should expect and deserve if you park in an unauthorized parking spot at 301.
What is getting hit by a fork truck. "Check your load, but stay on the road"
PRONUNCIATION! Acai
What is ah saa eee?
Ingredients for the first annual IRISK holiday fest (at least 2)
What is a camel, chickens, lambs, eggs?
410 words, 16 sentences and zero paragraph breaks.
What is the Brassman's response to SET feedback?
How to control a runaway camel
What is "hang on to the saddle horn and ride it out, it will get tired"
Not: Yell in its ears or pull back hard on the reins.
What is a motorcycle helmet and scuba mask PPE for?
What is protection during a volcano? (Bonus if any one says anything about toucans or two cans and a brassiere.)
Conquered the invisible tunnel and the super slide
Who is Pepper the hedgehog?
Two things that blow Tim F's mind
What are loud clocks, wrong clocks, klaxxons, and The Crater?
A Source User with the additional responsibility and authority to provide direct supervision of a Supervised User as an alternate to the primary Supervised-User Supervisor, when designated to do so by the Supervised-User Supervisor.
What is an Alternate Supervised-User Supervisor
Mikey's secret method. For anything.
What is extrapolation?
The Laslo method for attempt to secure a walrus meal for us when we all get stranded on an island.
What is sneak up to it and jump on it's back.
Our IT Chief's code name or alias (she has several.)
What is Kristen, Andrewa, Andre, "unnamed reviewer"?
Instrument that GEDJ played in a band
What is the drums?