IRINA AFTER HOURS
Irina’s preferred form of therapy after her therapist’s office closes.
What is a good glass of white wine?
When Irina says, “I’ll be there in five minutes,” this is what she actually means.
What is “I haven’t left yet”?
Man’s best friend. Irina’s reason to cross the street.
What is a dog?
The person who can get Irina to drop almost anything.
Who is Michelle?
Irina spent years earning a master’s degree so her friends could eventually ask her THIS for free.
What is “Do you think I’m crazy?”
Irina says she’s only having one glass. What does the group hear?
What is “Order another bottle”?
Scientists have determined that Irina’s day would function perfectly if only it contained this many hours.
What is 37?
Food she must have in the morning
dark chocolate
What skill did she recently perfect?
hiking on hanging rocks in NJ
Irina’s friends have saved approximately this much money by having a psychotherapist in the group.
What is thousands of dollars?
Irina’s idea of proper hydration on vacation.
What is Sencere with a glass of water nearby?
Irina was born on April 24, what was THIS day of the week.
What is Saturday?
The person in this room she would call first if she needed help hiding a body.
Zhanna-strong, fit, and knows not to ask unnecessary questions!
First thing she would do if winning a million $?
Pay off Michelle's education and beyond!
At a restaurant, you won’t find Irina ordering either of these anymore.
What are meat and shellfish?
At 50, Irina has finally discovered the secret to aging gracefully.
What are good friends and chilled white wine?
The actual hourly rate Irina should be charging her friends after 20+ years of free therapy.
Priceless
A Chihuahua approaches Irina. Irina sees THIS.
What is a 140-pound wolf?
Irina and Michelle’s relationship can best be described with these two words.
What are best friends?
Complete the Irina equation: Good friends + Michelle + white wine + way too much food = ______.
What is the perfect Shabbat dinner?
Irina agrees to go camping. What does she consider the absolute minimum acceptable accommodation?
A five-star hotel within driving distance of the campsite
Of all Irina’s accomplishments—her master’s degree, her career as a psychotherapist, and 50 years of adventures—this is probably the role she is most proud of.
What is being Michelle’s mom?
Irina’s dream vacation combines beautiful scenery, luxury accommodations, and absolutely none of THESE two things.
What are heights and dogs?
What was Irina's dream vacation destination?
What is Sedona (with friends who love her very much)
If a Netflix documentary were made about Irina, what would it be called?
“Mission Impossible: Making Everyone Happy and Arriving on Time”