common sense
If you throw a ball, without touching any surface, how does it come back to you?
what is you throw it up in the air?
if you multiply all the numbers on your phone keypad, what do you end up
what is 0?
GIVE GET
GIVE GET
GIVE GET
GIVE GET
what is 4 give and 4 get, or forgive and forget?
if you split a dollar bill in half, and split the money with a friend, how much money do you have?
what is 0 dollars? you cant use half a bill as payment, or turn it into a bank to get a whole bill without more than half of it
There is a patch of lily pads in a lake. Every day, the patch doubles in size. If it takes 48 days for the patch to cover the entire lake, how long does it take for the patch to cover half the lake?
what is 47, because if it doubles every day, 1 day before would half the amount.
LEAF CL
LEAF ____
LEAF
LEAF
what is 4 leafs Cl over, or four leaf clover?
a kid walked into a fair. a guy said to him, "if i can write your exact weight on this paper, you give me 50 dollers. but if i dont, you get 50 dollers." the kid said yes, because he didnt see a scale in the booth and he would just say he was wrong. the guy walked away with 50 dollers. How?
the guy wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.
a bat and a ball cost 1.10 in total. the bat costs 1.00 more than the ball. how much does the ball cost?
what is 5 cents? if the ball costs 5 cents, then the bat costs 1.05, and if you add those together, it totals 1.10.
FUNNY WORDS
FUNNY WORDS
WORDS
WORDS
what is 2 funny 4 words, or too funny for words?
Your driving a bus. the sky is blue. there are 30 people on the bus. you pass a cyber truck. A kid is shouting "lets go!" at his 1pad. you pass by google's headquarters, and stop at a school. 15 kids get off. what color is the bus drivers hair?
what is the same color as yours, because you are the bus driver.
A snail is at the bottom of a 30-foot well. Each day, it climbs up 3 feet, but at night it slips back down 2 feet. How many days will it take the snail to reach the top?
What is 28 days, because at the 27th day, the snail is at the 27 foot mark. the next day, it exits after climbing 3 feet.
STANDS
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what is no 1 under stands, or no one understands?
two fathers and two sons sat down to eat eggs for breakfast. they ate exactly three eggs. each person only ate one egg. how?
one of the fathers was a grandfather. his son is the father of the other son.
f you divide 30 by half and then add 10, what is the final result?
what is 70? if you divide something by a half, you multiply it by 2.
la1n1g1u1age
what is 4 in language, or foreign language?