Isaac's Funniest Jokes
what is it called when a group of neckbeards link up?
Discord Meet and greet.
No shade like If you gave me the keys like I'd go and pick up this item.
SOUP OOHHHHHHH AWAOHHHHOHHHHOOHHHH AWAOHHHHHHHHH.
Hoodie and shorts.
I HATE THIS SO BAD. Are you hot or cold? Pick one quickly. Also, why would your arms be colder than your legs? That's dumb.
What's my favorite videogame?
Overwatch duh
Who is my Favorite artist?
Fill in the blank: What caused more tears UCONN or the _________.
Trail of...Tears
ooooooh shock it shake it baby.
with the Electric Lady.
In public when other people are doing this loudly. Like I wanna know too.
Laughing loud asf. Nothing has ever been that funny before.
These little guys are watching you right now.
Smiskis. Look around they're there.
What elementary school did I go to?
Holmes Elementary School
In response to lady gaga at the 2009 VMA's when she starts it (sorry this is for the queer folk)
Poli-Oh no you betta don't
I could in fact be yellow in which I am, And I could possibly rearrange by the afternoon in which I would then be purple who am I?
Cinderella
This happens to me in class a lot. It can be any point in the year and when I go to class a tad later than usual and someone ___________ I instantaneously text someone to complain about this.
Takes my seat I've been sitting in all semester. And it's always someone who just isn't there ever like sure you only come to class when I'm late to steal what's mine.
What is the most recent CD I've gotten (As of April 4th, 2025 at 11:56pm)
Lady Gaga: Mayhem
How many Siblings and Cousins did I grow up with?
6 extra 100 points if you can name them all.
What Michelle Visage would say in response to someone on the runway. This person was wearing UCONN merch and I said this in response.
I can see YOUR husky.
feel your ocean come to my moon like what. Let our rain become a monsoon like huh?? I feel ______.
The rush
This is dining hall specific, but I hate when people don't know how to use these and are slow.
Tongs
like I HATE when people dig around and look for the perfect piece. NEWSFLASH BUDDY they're all the same so grab one and move.
What is my favorite board game? This game is a team game.
Codenames
What is my favorite animal?
Penguins they're awesome.
Roonnate recently got a book and this was said in reference to this book that is lowkey insane to own.
and you know what she is a sexy little mama.
I simply don't like when people don't have this and everyone should have this.
Common Sense. Like I don't know if it makes sense to me why not you.
I really really like these like ooooooooo ahhhhhhh.
Lights like they're so pretty.
What was the name of the stage play that I was a stage hand on? (I don't think anyone knows this LMAOOO)
Mary Poppins JR