random stuff
how heavy is a cloud? (on average)
Around 1m pounds
who is currently constipated?
idk man not me
brian
is a tomato a fruit or a vegetable?
idk just say it is correct
what do you call a fly without wings?
disabled
Are giraffes more likely to get hit by lightning than people?
yes! by 30x
in which european country is it illegal to own guinea pigs?
switzerland
why are koalas not considered bears?
because the dont have the correct.. koala-fications..
who said "the labours we delight in physics pain"?
macbeth
why is abraham the best president?
because he was very open minded
what does wherefore mean
why
when did this party start
11am
what is the 4th item in the list of food on the "upcoming birthday party" doc
sushi
you lucky ducky
what do you call a black person with headphones on?
anything you want, he can't hear you
did you win your boxing game
if yes get points if no u suck
do snails have teeth?
yes, these slimers have between 1000 and 12000 teeth
how many birds do wind turbines kill per year?
how many horsepowers is a horse?
24
what do you call two dead guys hanging by the window?
Kurt & Rod
is water wet
no.
what is a fear of palindromes called?
Aibohphobia
what is the tallest mountain on earth?
Mauna Kea and Mauna Loa
what were chainsaws first invented for?
childbirth
what do you call a black person who works all day on the farm?
a farmer