=GetHelp: if *Yes Send IT
#stuffITsays
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TXT M3
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100
Send an email to help@orlandoteam.com
What is the best method of of contacting the help-desk?
100
Did you reboot?
What is the first thing they say?
100
This person won first place in a 9-ball pool tournament.
Who is Joe?
100
WTPA
Where is the Party At?
100
The amount of tickets closed in the last 30 days, by the IT Team. (With in 10 tickets)
What is 317?
200
Do not click, or forward just delete.
What is the best way of protecting against viruses, and malware in email?
200
It's a PEBKAC.
What is Problem exists between the Keyboard and Chair?
200
This person shares a birthday with an Evil German Dictator, and a Mambo King.
Who is Tim?
200
NAGI
What is Not a Good Idea?
200
The amount of combined children the IT team has.
What is 18? Ray- 6 David-5 Arnie-3 Tim- 2 Abdiel- 2
300
Location, contact information, and Detailed information.
What is needed on a help-desk ticket?
300
An indication of how quickly data travels along a connection.
What is bandwidth?
300
This person was on the state champion chess-team in high school.
Who is David?
300
RAM
What is Random Access Memory?
300
Loves to eat Balut, A developing duck embryo that is boiled alive, and eaten in the shell.
Who is Arnie?
400
Computer Broken.
What is not enough information?
400
1,024 little tiny morsels of data
What is a Megabyte?
400
This person was asked to leave two different countries, and told not return.
Who is Michael?
400
*$
What is Starbucks?
400
This person replaced a computer, while watching an open heart surgery.
Who is Abdiel?
500
The best way to manage your email, contacts, calendars, meeting rooms, and tasks.
What is Outlook?
500
It's a PICNIC over there...
What is Problem in Chair, not in computer?
500
This person ran with the bulls in Spain.
Who is Ray?
500
CPU
What is Central Processing Unit?
500
Spider-man and I have lots in common. We both deal with webs!
Who is Eric?
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