Abba Babba Maaseh
Al mi Neemar- Jokes
ABBA’s life before us kids
Math for days
100

Abba has been heard giving this sound investment advice

What is buy low sell high

100

Folks, lightning does strike twice!

Who is Shlomo Cohen

100

Abba received this honor along side Uncle Moishe on Simchas Torah

What is Chosson Breishis

100

Guess this number first in ABBA’s classic number game to quickly eliminate half of the possible answers

What is 50

200

Face your beds this way to conceive a girl

What is east/west

200

He takes a swig of beer and wipes it on his sleeve

Who is the Texan Jew (in ABBA’s bris joke)

200

It was at this age that Abba took his first and last smoke

What is 3 years old

200

Quickly solve the sum of the numbers 1-100 using this method

What is 101*50

300

The collection of Silver dollars aunt Evelyn stole from Abba as a child were valuable enough to purchase this big ticket item according to abba

What is a car?

300

The E stands for handsome and humble

What is ABBA’s middle name

300

Aunt Evelyn stole ABBA’s collection of Silver Dollars to buy this product popular with kids

What is candy?

300

Move the top page to the bottom of the stack to accomplish what task

What is properly collating a stack of a 2 page report printed backwards

400

Use this simple thing found in all homes to fix your back

What is a wall/doorway

400

They really do make things bigger in Texas!

What is a bathroom in Texas

400

Abba taught mom this very important life skill 

What is how to drive?

400

Elchonon won this prize for him and his brothers by solving a math equation from Abba

What is a Super Nintendo

500

According to abba, babies only cry for these 3 reasons

What is hungry, tired or dirty diaper?

500

They call him rebbe!

Who is the most expensive parrot in the pet store

500

Grandpa Fellner tied his tie using the reflection of this when abba was a baby.

What are abba’s eyes?

500

The odds of a couple having 5 children as follows: boy, boy, boy, girl, boy

What is .55

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