It's Fall Y'all!

Fall Jokes

50

Why do trees hate going to school?

Because they're easily stumped 

100

How do you fix a pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch

150

What kind of vest do you wear in the fall?

Har'VEST'

200

Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a cornfield?

Because the corn has ears

250

How do trees get onto the internet?

They 'log' in

300

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by it's diameter?

Pumpkin Pi

Fall Food

50

What is the most popular fall fruit, that comes in over 2,500 varieties in America alone

Apples

100

What is the most common main dish served at Thanksgiving?

Turkey

88% of Americans surveyed by the National Turkey Federation eat turkey on Thanksgiving.

150

What is one of the most popular baked pastry dish that can be made with either fruit, meat or vegetables.

BONUS: What is America's favorite type of this dish?

Pie

BONUS: Apple. The clear winner for the United States as a whole was (not surprisingly) apple pie with more than 27% of sales going to the traditional flavor.  

200

Popular seasonal drink flavor served in the fall that came about in 2003 from Starbucks. Today, Starbucks reports over 20 million are sold in latte form each year

Pumpkin spice

The pumpkin spice flavour profile has been around for centuries. The earliest-known “pumpkin spice” reference dates back to a British recipe from 1675 with pepper, cloves, nutmeg, and cinnamon. Other recipes also contain ginger and/or all spice

250

A sticky treat made specially during Halloween and fall harvest (Hint: it is served on a stick)

Candy apple

300

A pumpkin is made up of approximately how much water?

A. 45%

B. 60%

C. 80%

C. 80% Pumpkins are 80-90% water

Fall Random

50

Which country invented bobbing for apples?

a) America

b) Australia

c) England

d) Germany

England

Although the modern version is now typically played by people bobbing into buckets of water to catch an apple with their mouth, the original game was actually once a British courting ritual. Males were assigned an apple, whilst the female would bob for them, hoping to get the right apple from the man she wanted. If she did, it was a sign that they were destined to be together.

100

This fluttering fella is the only insect that migrates up to 2,500 miles for nicer weather

Monarch butterfly

The Monarch butterfly dislikes winter so much that it’ll fly South from America to the warmth of Mexico and parts of California at a speed between 12 and 25 miles per hour

150

The one type of tree that never loses it's leaves or color (Hint is in the name)

An evergreen tree

200

True or False: Autumn babies live longer

True

Although the days might be getting shorter, those born in Autumn could live longer, according to a study carried out by the Journal of Aging Research. The study found that 30% of US centenarians born during 1880-1895 were born in the Autumn season.

250

How many countries call it fall instead of autumn?

a) 1

b) 3

c) 5

d) 7

1. Good ole USA

The season was originally just called harvest and autumn came around much later in the 1300s, according to CNN. When English poets started using the phrase “the fall of leaves” it became very fashionable to call the season fall. But by the mid-1800s, after the split of the colonies from England led to language change,  England reverted back to Autumn and the American upstarts retained fall. 

300

Besides pies, what were pumpkins also used for in the old days?

a) remove freckles

b) cure snake bites

c) soothe a tooth ache

d) help fingernails shine

A & B) To remove freckles and cure snake bites.

Fall Facts

50

How many varieties of apples are there?

A. 2,500

B. 5,200

C. 7,500

C. 7,500 types in total.

There are about 2,500 varieties grown in the US and 7,500 varieties grown worldwide.

100

______ forget about the majority of nuts they bury, which helps regrow forests.
A. Squirrels

B. Ants

C. Rabbits

A. Squirrels
Throughout the fall, squirrels spend their days collecting and "caching" nuts, meaning they hide the tasty treasures away in spots where they hope to find them later. One 1998 study by the University of Richmond found that squirrels fail to recover up to 74 percent of the nuts they bury, which is likely responsible for oak forest regeneration.

150

Americans buy enough candy during Halloween week to fill six ____.
A. Titanics

B. Football Fields

C. Grocery Stores

A. Titanics
On Halloween, we spend an estimated $9 billion on it. In fact, according to Vox, "If you took all the candy that's sold during Halloween week and turned it into a giant ball … it'd be as large as six Titanics and weigh 300,000 tons."

200

The smell of the first rain of the season has a name.
A. Petrichor

B. Monsoon

C. First Fall

A. Petrichor
Petrichor is "a distinctive, earthy, usually pleasant odor that is associated with rainfall especially when following a warm, dry period and that arises from a combination of volatile plant oils and geosmin released from the soil into the air and by ozone carried by downdrafts.

250

Which one of the words below is associated with the sound of wind in the trees and rustling leaves.
A. Psithurism 

B. Praire

C. bract

A. Psithurism
The sound of leaves and trees rustling in the wind is considered one of the most satisfying noises of the season. And the next time you hear it, you'll know it has a name: psithurism, which comes from the Greek word psithuros, meaning whispering (the s is silent).

300

The largest pumpkin pie ever weighed nearly ____ pounds.
A. 3,700

B. 2,500

C. 1,000

A. 3,700
According to Guinness World Records, the pie measured 20 feet in diameter, weighed 3,699 pounds, and required 440 sheets of dough. It was made by the New Bremen Giant Pumpkin Growers in Ohio in September 2010.