9
You measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I’m quick when I’m thin and slow when I’m fat. The wind is my enemy.
A Candle
What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
A teapot
I am easy to lift, but hard to throw. What am I?
A feather
What do the letter "t" and an island have in common?
They're both in the middle of water.
I love to dance and twist. I shake my tail as I sail away. When I fly wingless into the sky. What am I?
A kite
People make me, keep me, change me, raise me, even though I can be very dirty. What am I?
Money
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle
Which fish costs the most?
Goldfish
I sometimes run, but I can’t walk. What am I?
A nose
I make a loud sound when I’m changing. When I do change, I get bigger but weigh less. What am I?
Popcorn
What’s black and white and read all over?
A newspaper
What has one eye but can’t see?
A needle
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed for three nights and rode out on Friday. How is this possible?
His horses name is Friday
Ask this question all day long, but always get completely different answers, and yet all the answers will be correct. What is the question?
What time is it?
What can go through glass without breaking it?
Light
What has many teeth but can’t bite?
A comb
What five-letter word typed in all capital letters can be read the same upside down?
SWIMS
Rachel goes to the supermarket and buys 10 tomatoes. Unfortunately, on the way back home, all but 9 get ruined. How many tomatoes are left in a good condition?
9
Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
Meat
You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk. But when you look back, you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
All the people are married
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot
David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle and _____?
David
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven
I can be cracked, made, told and played. What am I?
A joke
Take off my skin — I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
An onion