On this day in history
2002: This least valuable player (according to Tel) and his team beat the Saints in the Superbowl. Kiss kiss!
Who is Tom Brady?
Taylor Swift's romance with this Brit was not in the stars, but he shares his sign with Tel.
Who is Harry Styles?
Tel once had a type of dog named for this state. (RIP)
What is Chihuahua, Mexico?
Indian ink tattoo + shock that rhymes with bolts + a group of idiots that rhymes with Boron
What is henna, jolts, morons?
Celebrated since 1899, what crop brought much needed food & cash to the Italian immigrants who settled in Tonitown?
What are grapes?
1967: Jimi Hendrix records the vocals to this song. Taylor's version is Lavender...
What is Purple Haze?
Queen of recycling! Tel's cat was found in ...
What is a dumpster?
Last name of Theranos scammer + a fabric store + nasal method of doing drugs
What is Holmes, Joann, snort?
No one told Kanye to do this at the VMAS in 2009, but Tel thinks this is one of the best Taylor Swift albums OF ALL TIME!
What is Speak Now?
1995: Come on, ____! This woman becomes the first to pilot a space shuttle
If you say Wow when you find out Tel hates this actor, you don't know her.
Who is Owen Wilson?
This Canadian company founded in 2009 makes the purrfect bag.
What is Herschel?
That girl is the gun to my ___ + ex-Daily Show host Stewart + last name of CA cult killer
What is holster, Jon, Manson?
The lead singer of the Killers, Senator Orrin Hatch, and Tel's grandmother share this trait.
What is being a Mormon?
1468: This legendary inventor dies. *Kim K voice* Bible!
Who is Gutenberg?
Tel couldn't remember this Forgetting Sarah Marshall actor's name when she saw him in Florida.
Who is Jason Segel?
Twinning! This Hershel doppelganger starred in Sabrina and the Teenage Witch.
Who is Salem Saberhagen?
Tel's BF + "bottoms up & the Devil laughs" energy drinks + acronym for where Tel spent NYE
What is John, Monsters, NOLA?
What is Tusk V?
1863: Switzerland establishes the world's first commercial factory for this product.
What is cheese?
What actor had the same job as Tel's dad in a Damien Chazelle film? Ba doom tshh.
Who is J.K. Simmons?
There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas— that this U.S. president owned a black cat.
Who is George W. Bush?
Brothers starring in Camp Rock + minty cigs + his last name is Swanson
What is Jonas, menthols, Ron?
Tel did her first real, live suture on this body part for a man of this honorable profession.