WORDS THAT SOUND COOL WHEN SPOKEN BY ANDREW STARNES
FOR SWIFTIES ONLY
WHERE IS THAT LOCATED?
BASEBALL BEEN BERRY BERRY GOOD TO ME
WE HAVE THE CAMPUS SURROUNDED
100

This is a percussion instrument consisting of tuned metal bars arranged similarly to a keyboard or piano. 

What is a glockenspiel?

100

Taylor is named after this popular 70's singer/songwriter who just announced a 2026 tour.

Who is James Taylor?

100

When I'm not feeling well and need to get medical attention, I look for Health Services in this building.

What is Magill Hall?

100

This is the IWU grad who was the long-time radio voice of the Kansas City Royals.

Who is Denny Matthews?

100

Business that was founded in 2011 by John Anderson selling vinyl and used stereo gear.

What is Reverberation?

200

In Geometry, this is a four-sided plane figure in which both pairs of opposite sides are parallel and equal. 

What is a parallelogram?

200

This is Taylor's favorite number, sometimes considered to be unlucky.

What is 13?

200

I go to Room 110 in this building to change a class with the Registrar.

What is Holmes Hall?

200

IWU alum Doug Rader played for which MLB team? (we'll take any one of three)

Who are the Houston Astros, San Diego Padres or Toronto Blue Jays?

200

For one hundred years, business here has been pretty dead.

What is Kibler-Brady-Ruestman Memorial Home?

300

This is the occurrence of events by chance in a happy or beneficial way. 

What is serendipity?

300

Taylor's middle name is the first name of actress Sweeney.

What is Alison?

300

Director of Voice, Dr. Ingrid Kammin, has her office in the music deparment, located in this building.

What is Presser Hall?

300

This is the team the Chicago Cubs defeated in game 7 of the 2016 World Series.

Who are the Cleveland Indians (now the Cleveland Guardians)?

300

This grocery store, one of three from this franchise in the Twin Cities, is the oldest location.

What is Kroger?

400

If you're feeling this, you're having mixed feelings or contradictory ideas.


What is ambivalent?

400

Taylor missed this life event to attend the 2008 Grammy Awards, where she was nominated for Best New Artist.

What is her senior prom?

400

When I want to donate something to the University Archives, I walk over to this building.

What is Ames Library?

400

On June 1, 2024, Michael Keller succeeded this person as head coach of the IWU Titans mens baseball team.

Who is Dennis Martel?

400

This facility on the northern edge of our campus is just sick.

What is Carle-Bromenn Medical Center?

500

This is a non-biologically related look-alike or double of a living person. 

What is a doppelganger?

500

Taylor is originally from this state, known as the Keystone State.

What is Pennsylvania?

500

They told me to go to the oldest building on campus, so I went to this building.

What is Stevenson Hall?

500
Casey Fisk, son of Hall of Fame catcher Carlton Fisk, played baseball for this Illinois University.

What is Illinois State University?

500

It's what Humpty Dumpty did and created a street name on the east side of the campus.

What is Fell Avenue?

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